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Mary: Jill, what do you see in that guy you've been
dating for the last couple of weeks?
Jill: Well, he's cute, he's funny,...and, I don't know!
He makes me feel good!
Mary: I see. And what does he have ABOVE the waist?
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A man and his wife were having an argument in bed.
He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided
to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer
she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf.
She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter
and he showed her one of his finest.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription,
"What kind of inscription?
"Whatever you wish," he explained,
"but one of the old golfers favorites is,
NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'"
"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife.
"That's what started the argument in the first place!"
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a
beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar,
drops his pants and pisses all over the place.
The bar tender freaks out. "You dirty disgusting pig!
How dare you come
into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out of you..."
The man begins crying. "I'm sorry!
Its ruining my life. I can't sleep.
I do it every time I have a drink!
It's worrying me to death, please don't hit me..."
The bar tender takes pity. "Look, I have a brother who is a
psychiatrist,
The man hugs the bartender, shakes his hand and
leaves with a thousand thank yous...
Six months later, the man walks into the bar,
and orders a drink. The
bartender says, "Okay, here you go... Wait!
Weren't you that guy who.."
"Yes, And I went and saw your brother. He is fantastic,
I am completely cured."
"Well, that's great. This beer is on the house."
So the man drinks the beer, stands on the bar,
drops his trousers and
pisses on the bar.
"You bastard! I thought you said you were cured!"
"I am! It doesn't bother me anymore..."
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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's
flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work
in the future either.
Q. What do you call a Mississippi
farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and
stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a
sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces
a proud physician, "They just came out with this new
wonder drug that does the trick! You take some pills,
and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends
him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his
patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got
to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!
I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician,
"What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"
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