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President Theodore Roosevelt said:
"It is not the critic who counts;not the
man who points out how the strong man stumbled,
or where the doer of deeds
could have done them better. The credit belongs
to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is
marred by dust and sweat and blood; who errs and comes
short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms,
the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause;
who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high
achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least
fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be
with those timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
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A man and his wife were having an argument in bed.
He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided
to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer
she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf.
She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter
and he showed her one of his finest.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," he said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained,
"but one of the old golfers favorites is,
NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'"
"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife.
"That's what started the argument in the first place!"
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a
beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar,
drops his pants and pisses all over the place.
The bar tender freaks out. "You dirty disgusting pig!
How dare you come
into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out of you..."
The man begins crying. "I'm sorry!
Its ruining my life. I can't sleep.
I do it every time I have a drink!
It's worrying me to death, please don't hit me..."
The bar tender takes pity. "Look, I have a brother who is a
psychiatrist,here's his card, why don't you see him?"
The man hugs the bartender, shakes his hand and
leaves with a thousand thank yous...
Six months later, the man walks into the bar,
and orders a drink. The
bartender says, "Okay, here you go... Wait!
Weren't you that guy who.."
"Yes, And I went and saw your brother. He is fantastic,
I am completely cured."
"Well, that's great. This beer is on the house."
So the man drinks the beer, stands on the bar,
drops his trousers and
pisses on the bar.
"You bastard! I thought you said you were cured!"
"I am! It doesn't bother me anymore..."
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A.  Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A.     A different bar

Q.   What does it mean when the Post Office's
flag is flying at half-mast?
A.  They're hiring

Q.  Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.  Because they're not going to work
in the future either.

Q.  What do you call a Mississippi
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A.  A pimp.
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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and
stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a
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A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his
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"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician,
"What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
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