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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Cinderella is sitting home, crying.
A fairy flies by and hears the crying,
so he decides to check it out.
He goes in and asks Cinderella: "Why are you crying?"
"Others are at the ball, but I can't go there!"
"Why?"
"I'm having my period"
"Others have periods too, but they are at the ball?"
"Yes, but I don't have a tampon!"
So the fairy gives Cinderella a golden tampon,
packed in a silver box.
Even Cinderella's mother doesn't have so beautiful tampons.
So Cinderella goes to the ball.
Later that night, past midnight, Cinderella comes home, her
legs spread wide open, like she has given birth to five babies.
The same fairy happens to see her and asks, what happened?
"You didn't tell me that when it's
midnight it will turn into a pumpkin!"
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The Supreme Being appeared in front of the Pope and said
"I have some good news and some bad news,
which do you want first?"
The Pope thought good news, bad news from the Good Lord, so he
asked for the good news first.
Well The Lord said "I'm tired of all the different religions
fighting over whose God is the true God, from now on we'll have
ONE TRUE RELIGION AND WORSHIP THE ONE TRUE GOD."
The Pope responded "That's wonderful, it's about time Lord, but,
what pray tell could be the bad news?"
And the Lord told the Pope
"I want your ass in Salt Lake City Monday morning."
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A man went into an empty bar and ordered a beer.
As he was walking around, he saw a table about 6' x 4'
with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge.
Next to each line there were initials.
The man asked the bartender,
"What are all those marks on that table?"
"It's a game the locals play, they pull out their dicks,
stretch them as far as they can and mark a line."
Our hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he could beat
all the lines he'd seen and asked if he could have a go.
"Sure," was the reply.
He pulled out his dick, a clear winner by about 3."
He started to mark his line down when the bartender
said, "No, Mate, the locals start from the other side!"
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George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his
wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've
been out fucking around, haven't you?"
He says, "Nope."
She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."
He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
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"I don't understand it, doctor. My weight is just out of
control," said Mrs. Pauly. "I've gained over 70 pounds in
the last two months. Why, just yesterday, my husband
called me a Fat Cow!"
"Well," said the doctor, "I'm sure that we can find a
cause for this. Let's begin with an examination. Stick
out your tongue and say 'Mooo.' "
BUFFALO'S CARTOONS
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LABLAUGHS
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Don't Laugh
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
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