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Today, take a peak at the lets go to the movies section.
The Postman's Corner examines the so called legend of...
"BIG FOOT!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Jill couldn't imagine why she was so popular.
"Is it my lovely blonde hair?" she asked Myrddin.
"No."
"Is it my cute figure?"
"No."
"My personality?
"No."
"Then I give up."
"That's it!"
____________
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his
hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he said.
"I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that, genius?" she asked sarcastically.
"It wasn't easy, bitch," he told her.
"I had to fold with a royal flush."
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A burglar alarm sent out its piercing wail in the dark of a
December night in Brooklyn, and the police arrived just in time
to collar the burglar, Morris Spiegel, as he was leaving the
premises with a big bag
full of loot. Soon, he was in court, facing a
grim-looking judge.
"Did you have an accomplice?" asked the judge.
"What's an accomplice?" replied Morris.
"A partner. In other words, did you commit this
crime by yourself?"
"What else?" demanded the culprit. "Who can get honest and
reliable help these days?"
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her
husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and
afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her
side of the conversation.
'Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really?
That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific.
Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.'he hangs up the
telephone and her lover asks, 'Who was
that?''Oh' she replies, 'That was my husband telling me
all about the wonderful
time he's having on his fishing trip with you.'
____________
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to
the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation
held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does any-
one know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied:
"That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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