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But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity. See?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
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THE COMICS
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snow white
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the mystery of Amelia Earhart
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almost
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what I said
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assorted nuts
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the new irs pencil sharpener
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jailbait
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oh Edward I love you so much
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the sex party
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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There are rumors that Julie Andrews
did a concert for AARP. Ms.Andrews sang a favorite
from the Sound of Music, Favorite Things.There were a
few changes to the words, to fit in with the AARP theme.
Here are the new words to this tune:
Maalox and nose drops
and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails
and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines
tied up in string,
These are a few of
my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts
and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent
and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts,
and porches with swings,
These are a few of
my favorite things.
When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember
my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets,
and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food
or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads
and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of
my favorite things.
Back pains, confused brains,
and no fear of sinnin,
Thin bones and fractures
and hair that is thinin,
And we won't mention our
short shrunken frames,
When we remember
our favorite things.
When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember
the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed
in the eighties. A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden
store that actually said "General Store," and that was it.
There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in
a rocking chair.I said to him, "What do you folks
do around here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."
I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin' to fuck."
____________
Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"
Wife: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "How else?"
___________
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the
backseat!
____________
A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself,
"Man oh Man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks,
"Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait
until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
____________
He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted
one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer,
he decided to test her.
At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked,
"Would you like to see my pee-pee?"
As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes.
"No! No! Please put it back!" Thrilled, he deemed Summer
worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her.
On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the
delight of introducing Summer to sex. When she came to bed,
he unzipped his fly and took out his member.
Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee."
He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must
learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee.It's called a cock."
"No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee.
A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!"
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.
He became very depressed because he had loved to play
Golf and do lots of things that took two arms.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to
jump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw
this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and
saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here
feeling sorry for myself, I
still have one good arm to do things with.
There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.He
told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his
arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could
make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up
his heels again. He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm NOT happy ... My balls itch."
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