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Good morning postman fans.
It is indeed turning to the fall season.
Here in West Michigan, rain seems to be the normal
course of things lately. The days are growing shorter,
so it seems. The sun keeps setting earlier and earlier
as well. Makes it a bit difficult to keep driving my little
motorbike around town. Sigh. Guess I shall have to park it
pretty soon. We celebrated the birthday of "The War department."
Today. Her birthday was actually yesterday, but today was
the only time we could find where everybody's work schedule
worked together for the bday cake. She is %#%####4 years old
now:) I suffered through a clothes buying spree with her
to get the preverbial present. I don't like buying my own clothes,
let alone going with her to get hers. But of course, if I had
gone by myself, it would have been the wrong size, the wrong
color, etc. so I take her out and we go over to Kohl's.
But it was worth the effort, I got her something slinky and
lacey in red:) and nope, I ain't sayin what it is neither. hehe.
(shopping for "the war department" has its own rewards)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
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Anybody from Michigan can appreciate this one
hehe,...
Life In The Upper Peninsula
FUN THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THE U.P....
- One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
- People who have say "I have half a mind to go to the U.P." have all
the right equipment.
- Nearly 30% of residents in Schoolcraft County in the U.P. are
graduates of the sixth grade.
- If you fly a straight line from Sault Ste. Marie to Ironwood, you'll
see a lot of trees.
- Dollar Bay in the U.P. was named after the annual salary in the
area.
- The U.P. is the supplier of mosquitoes to the free world.
- There are two seasons in the U.P. -- Swat and Shovel.
- People in the U.P. wear boots because they are in style - not
because
there is snow on the ground.
- Michigan's U.P. was never considered as a site for the state
capital;
however, it does have a town named Ralph.
And remember... "Say ya to da U.P., 'eh?"
____________
A link on MSNBC.COM explained why the "Hire The Mentally Handicapped
Program" has taken on such a foothold at Burger King......
The King has teamed up with . . . sigh . . . AOL.
Holy shit. Can you just see it now?
"Hi, this is AOL / Time / Warner / Burger King, how can I help you?"
"My hamburger isn't done the way I want it."
"Did you install salt and pepper, mustard and ketchup?"
"No, I didn't."
"You have to install those before it'll work, sir."
"But I don't want mustard and ketchup on my hamburger!"
"Are you using the latest version of Hamburger Bun?"
"Jesus, I would hope so!"
"Just flip the bottom bun over and click on 'About.'"
"If I flip it over, all of the meat will fall out!"
"Sir, what color is the lettuce?"
"That's something else I wanted to talk to you about.It's *orange*!"
"Ok, that's good."
"Orange is *good*???"
"Oh yes. If it'd been green, that wouldn't have been so good.
Orange means you're on our unlimited support plan."
"What does *that* mean?"
"It means you'll spend an unlimited amount of time talking to support to
get your hamburger 'Your Way'."
____________
Three hookers are comparing notes about their
customers from the night before.
"I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first.
"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asks the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept
both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say.
"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second.
"I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and
packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit
and hung on to the briefcase all the time."
They agree he sounded like a lawyer.
"I had a farmer for a client," comments the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a farmer?"
she is asked. "Well first he complained it was too dry,
then he whined it was too wet,
then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."
____________
Mary: Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?
Jill: Really? I wish I could do that. I'd like a change for the better.
Mary Well, you can always do what she did.
Jill: What's that?
Mary: Don't wear panties to the interview.
____________
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate Saint Peter was
waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to
let him in.
"Follow me." he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground.
Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay
man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Peter was furious.
"If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! Follow me, we're
almost there."
After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man
jumped on him.
Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give
the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Peter drops his keys, so he
bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control
jumps on him.
Peter is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine
inspection but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire,
no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of
blankets freezing his ass off.
"Why is it so cold down here?" Peter asks.
"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!" Satan replied.
____________
Two mothers are having a conversation about their children.
"How do you get your Pauly up so early on school
mornings?" asks one of them.
"Oh, that's easy," replies the other. "I just throw
the cat on his bed."
"Why does that wake him up?"
"He sleeps with the dog."
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Should Have Moved The Truck
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Cat's Own Shorthand
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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