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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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A youth walks into the kitchen where his mom is fixing dinner.
"Mom, I got a splinter in my finger.
Can I have a glass of cider?"
"Are you sure you don't want me to pull it out?"
"No thanks, just the cider."
So she gives him the cider and watches him trot
contentedly off. About fifteen minutes later the boy
returns to the kitchen and again
asks his mother for a glass of cider. His mother,
not wanting to question his reasoning, gives him another glass
and again watches him leave happy.
Ten minutes later the boy returns once again and asks for
a glass of cider. The mother complies with her son's wishes
again, but her curiosity has been
piqued to the point where she can't resist knowing why any
longer. so she wanders into the family room and sees her
son sitting in front of the TV with his finger in the glass.
"Why on earth do you have your finger in that glass?" she asks.
"Well, Mom, I heard Sis on the phone say that whenever
she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a man that is
obviously intoxicated. He smells a foul odor and asks the drunk,
"Did you shit your pants?" The drunk said, "Yup."
The man then asked the drunk, "Why don't you go to the bathroom?"
To which the drunk replied, "Cause I ain't done yet!"
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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about
Survival in the desert.
"What are the three most important things you should
Bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.
Several hands went up, and many important things were
Suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little
Boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.
"Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you
Would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.
Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck
Of cards." "Why's that Timmy?"
"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right
Direction, the water is to prevent dehydration. "
"And what about the deck of cards?"
asked the Scout Master impatiently.
"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire,
Some asshole is bound to come up behind you and say,
"Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"
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Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.After
awhile, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward
and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the preacher says,
"Bubba,what is it you want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other
hand on top of his head and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba,
how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, preacher.
It's not until next Wednesday."
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A friend was complaining that her boyfriend would not say
"I love you," even if explicitly asked to do so. The only
exception, she said, was when they were in fact in the act
of making love. Then, if asked, he would say the sacred words.
I suggested that she should not take too much comfort in the
exception. When making love, I explained, men will say anything.
"He'd tell you he's the Easter Bunny if that's what he thinks
you want to hear," I told her.
The conversation rattled on from there.
A couple of weeks later, she related the following. "We were
in bed, making love and I said, 'Tell me you love me'."
He said, "I love you."
I said, "Tell me you're the Easter Bunny."
He stopped for a second, and said, "I'm the Easter Bunny."
"So I slapped him."
The poor guy probably still doesn't know what happened.
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