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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

The past few days I had beed noticing a few missing
emails that normally come to my buffalo address. Not
really anything important because I only use that
address for my Google and Topica mail and a few friends
that still have that in their address books. I did find
it strange today that copies of yesterday's chips never
made it to me. The first thing I did was to resend
and then one showed up not the other. Pretty strange so
I checked the email filters online and after sorting
through about 2000 spam emails found nothing out of
place. I gave up and had breakfast and settled down
for a quick nap. When I got up I happened to notice
that Buffy's computer that I had used for several days
when my graphics card went bad was on and she had
Outlook Express open and running. I had left the buffalo
account open on it and it was downloading my mail on
a different cycle in between when my computer did
accounting for the missing email. Once again mystery
solved by accidentally discovering a previous mistake.

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Nadine replied, "What'd you say to that?"

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She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years,
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Now Gail is a heckuva Ghostess
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Well, how do you 'boo'
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1123

Crisis

Ginger: Sandi something is wrong with your dad.

Zoom!

Sandi races to the basement and sees BJ having a seizure in
his overstuffed chair. Ginger is panic-driven.

Ginger: What do I do?

Sandi: Get Rudy and Katie and bring them here. Do not panic. Just
tell them to hurry and be calm.

Soon...all dogs are there.

Katie is whimpering.

Sandi: We know what to do. Rudy get Diana and then come back and
you will be in charge of security. Diana will help him to bed.
Katie you
will be his nurse. I will be his comforter.

Ginger: What can I do?

Sandi: You will watch and learn. This is very difficult for all of
us. Each
of us have our roles. I think after you learn, you will help me to be
a cormforter.

A few minutes later Diana comes downstairs..: Oh no! Is he okay?

Rudy: Yes, he has not hurt himself, but we must get him into bed
before the second one comes.

Later in bed...

Ginger: A second one?

Sandi: Yes, daddy usually has two and the second one is much more
dangerous than the first.

Ginger crying: Oh no. What can we do?

Katie: Keep him in bed where it is safe. We can watch him. Oh here
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Ginger: Oh poor grandpa. He must be exhausted.

Sandi with tears in her eyes: He is. He now needs sleep and lots of
it.
Rudy go tell mom.

Rudy: I am on it.

Katie: I will lay on him and check his heart and pulse. sniff sniff.

Sandi: This is all we can do. Make him comfortable.

The herd in Guthrie

(Sandi stayed next to me the whole time. Katie laid on me or on my
feet. Rudy was positioned as my guard and Ginger was
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