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If you have been reading the Corner for the last few days,
you have seen my ramblings about the state budget and the
deadlock that legislators have had in developing a balanced
budget. Finally, at zero hour the other night, the governor got
what she wanted, and a plan was approved with lawmakers that
produced an "approved, balanced, budget" for this year.
Keep in mind, Governor Granholm's biggest advertisement
slogan when she won re-election was "READ MY LIPS, NO NEW TAXES".
That is an interesting statement.
The new budget calls for a income tax increase
from 3.9% to 4.35%, and an expanded
application of the sales tax . And so another politician
breaks her promise. My old man had a rather interesting saying
for which he applied to nearly everything in life....
Handle every situation like a dog .
If you can't Eat it or Screw it , Piss on it and Walk Away.
nuff said.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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At school little Johnny learns about medicines.
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of
medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny 's turn and he said: Viagra
" Johnny . What is it used for?"
I think it can be used for diarrhea.
Who told you this? "Nobody, but every evening
my mother tells my father "take a Viagra, maybe
yuh shit will get harder".
____________
"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years,
I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the
world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy
moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets
appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this
moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadab
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
____________
An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asked.
She answered, "Because I'm dead."
The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both
lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"
She said, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insisted, "You are not dead.
What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
____________
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided
to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control
for the entire time they had been married, so they thought
they may have a problem conceiving.
The woman, who was hard of hearing, decided to go to the
gynecologist and see if the problem was with her.
The doctor examined her and came in to give her the conclusions.
He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have
insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby
it will be a miracle."
The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband
got home and asked her what was wrong.
She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage
and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
____________
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next
door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for
hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says
'I've had enough of this'.
He goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says,
'The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?'
Paddy says 'I've put the dog in our yard. Let's see how
THEY like it!'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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