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There's a bit of a controversy here in our local town.
It seems that here locally, a public school teacher
ordered a classroom text book that apparently was
a little bit more racy and off color than she had
realized. So she went to the school board to see
if it was ok to use.

GRAND RAPIDS -- The Grand Rapids Public School
Board voted Monday night to continue to allow the
use of a textbook filled with controversial language.
Literary Experience is an anthology used in a
college preparation English class at City High
School. A story called Topdog/Underdog contains
adult language and situations.The situation came to
light when a teacher discovered the story inside the book
and brought it to the attention of school leaders.
The Board voted 5-2,
in part because that story is not part of the curriculum.

The school board then told the teacher she was to
send a note home with the students to advise the
parents of the controversial material. The note was to
include instructions not to read the story due to the adult content.
DUHHH. You're going to tell a kid NOT to read a
book cuz its dirty??? HELLO??? wonder what these folks
were thinking? the first thing the kid is gonna do is
take it home and read it to see what all the fuss is
about. Geeze. talk about stupid.Maybe next time the
teacher orders books for class they ought to have
a better idea of what its about before we spend our
tax dollars.Hmm, I wonder, do you think I should
add a note at the beginning of
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
that its content may not be appropriate
for the classroom, too?
There may be some teachers out there who are
not smart enough to figure that out. Enjoy the day!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

marriage and happiness
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let me get this straight
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the ambulance
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Robert doesn't mind, I bet
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are you sure?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g015.html

must be a slow learner
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the wishing well
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g017.html

the real story of the Wizard of oz
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g018.html

Stop and think
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Dennis the mennace
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the harley biker
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why you should support your local all you can eat bufffet
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the doctor's visit
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the happy bowling girl
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Mickey mouse
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Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China.
They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck."
Chu called himself "Chuck."
Fu decided to return to China
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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to
change a light bulb?
 
 Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know
WHY?  Because  no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They  don't even know that the bulb
is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the  dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they
figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!*
light bulbs  despite the fact that they've been in the
SAME CABINET for the past  17 YEARS! But if they did,
by some miracle of God, actually find  them, 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change
the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
 
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE
FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO
ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?.
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out of the
plane and pulls the cord--nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells,
"Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery
with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,
"I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the
seat behind him and said,
"Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
_____________


A couple had been divorced for about six months, but still remained
good friends. This worked out pretty good since they lived in the same
apartment building.  One day he slipped on the ice and
broke his arm. Later he met his  ex-wife in the elevator and
she asked if there was anything she could to help.
He responded, "Well yes, if it's not too much trouble,  could you help
me take a bath?"  She readily agreed and soon after she
began washing him she saw a  gradual erection begin to appear.
"Look John", she exclaimed happily  "It still recognizes me !!! "


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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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Martin aka the postman







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