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THE COMICS
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One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter
asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and
in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. He walked very
slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.
"How did you spend your life on earth my son?" asked Jesus.
"I was a simple carpenter for sixty years" replied the old man.
"And what do you hope to find here in heaven" asked Jesus.
"I hope to find my son" said the man
"Well there are millions upon millions of people here, how will
you find him?"
"I'll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet,"
states the old man.
Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment and says,
"Father???"
The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio?"
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California Department of Transportation'
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a
four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you
could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to
her husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"
The husband replies, "Really? How would you know after
only 30 seconds?"
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A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was
not sure that it was such a good idea.
The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't.
The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason
that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you
like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant
from anal sex?"
The doctor replied, "Of course yes. Where do you think
attorneys come from."
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Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in
his parish on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden
he got a flat tire. Exasperated, the priest stopped
his car, got out, and assessed the damage. Luckily a
four-wheel-drive jeep rounded the bend and pulled to
a stop behind the crippled vehicle. The door to the
jeep opened and out stepped a powerful hunk of a man.
"Good afternoon, Father," greeted the stranger.
"Can I give you a hand?" "Heaven be praised," rejoiced
the priest. "As you can see, my son, I have a flat tire,
and I must admit I've never changed one before."
"Don't worry about it, Father. I'll take care of it."
And without skipping a beat, the bruiser picked up the
front of the car with one hand and removed the lug nuts
from the base of the flat tire with the other.
"Why don't you get the spare from the trunk?"
"Why, ahh, yes, of course, my son," stuttered the
amazed Father Harris. The priest rolled the spare around
to the strong- man who casually lifted it up with his free
hand, maneuvered it into place, and proceeded to
tighten the lug nuts. "Do you need the wrench?"
the Father queried. "That's OK," the fellow told him.
"These nuts are as tight as a nun's snatch."
"Hmmmm..." mused Father Harris. "I'd better get the wrench."
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