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"May I try on that lingerie in the window?" the gorgeous
young woman asks the manager of the designer boutique.
"Go ahead," the manager replies, "maybe it'll attract
some business."
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A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War
battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is
where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of
Yankees. Over here, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon
of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley
where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."
A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"
"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."
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A redneck boy came home from class and his redneck
father asked, "What did ya larn in algebra class today,boy?"
"Wahl, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy.
"Now, hold on there son," he quickly replied, "you may
think Ah'm stoopid, but everbody knows that pie are round."
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You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before
I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures
of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when
you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age,
and call it "Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.
That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
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