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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

The other night Eva was asleep in her playpen in the
living room and Nick at Night was on playing sitcom
reruns when they went to a test pattern and a loud
beep. Sandy got up and turned the TV off and then
went back to bed. An hour or so later Eva woke up
and started crying. Buffy got up and changed her diaper
and she kept on crying. Sandy fixed her a bottle
and held her and she kept on crying. I turned the
TV back on and put the Disney Channel on and she
kicked back and had her bottle and watched a cartoon.
I knew the key because when she stays over I get up
about 0530 and start putting together the lists
and we watch toons together when she wakes up.

I know that it is bad for kids to watch a lot of TV
but there have been some positive results from it.
She sings along with most of the songs from her
favorite shows and it has went from humming to
gibberish to understandable speech. She has one
bad habit that I hope maybe TV will correct though.
I have treats at my workstation for the cats and
I throw little piles on the carpet in front of her
so the cats will amuse her.( They don't really care
for shrieking toddlers.) Eva started, first with her
stuffed toys and then things like activity centers
trying to brain the cats when they were eating. I
had really hoped to keep the child from becoming a
Yooper but she has already grasped the concept of
hunting over a bait pile. Pretty soon she will be
wearing a Carhartt jacket and a hat with earflaps
and a NRA sticker on her Big Wheel.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Married Chips
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Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of
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The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
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there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going
to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice
said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the
broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. A ctually I want to thank you... You
see, I'm
a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you
each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I
ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
what do
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"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in
the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe from
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"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman
in more tha n a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you,
honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the
afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop
sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How
old are
you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she res ponded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe
in genies?"

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17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride
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18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all
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Limerick Chips
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Parting Chips
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Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies,
so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat
there silently for awhile.

"Do you understand?" his mother asked.

"Yes," replied Little Johnny.

"Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.

"Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.

"In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.

"Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1114

Marathon pt 8

Tami: The wigs, the wigs, let me see the wigs.

Katie: Okay, here is the first one.

Tami: It is a grey wig! It makes me look like a grandmother!

Katie: An elegant one if I do say so. We have a shawl and a cane
and I believe a walker that will help you remain anonomyous.

Tami: Let me see the second wig. Ack, it is worse. Silver-haired
wig
it makes me looked like a great grandmother.

Katie: Definitely use a walker on this one.

Tami: The third one should not be too bad. Double Ack, a blue one.

Rudy: Yes (hic) we call this one the blue-mamma.

Katie: We have an idea. Rob is shopping at the grocery store, put on
one of the wigs, put on the shawl and grab the cane and let's see what
happens.

Tami: He would never recognize me in a million years.

Tami doffs the wig, shawl, and cane and off they go..

later at the grocery store...

Tami shuffles like an eldery lady to where Rob is picking out veggies:

Tami: Excuse me you young whipper-snapper.

Rob: Oh hi honey. I like your hair.

Slam! Bang! Thud!

Rudy whisphering to Katie: Do we tell Tami that we told Rob we would
be here and Tami would be dressed like an old lady?

Katie: Nah, we just sneak out of here.

The herd in Guthrie


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