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F.E.M.A., , with resources already heavily strapped with aid to San Diego, helping the victims of the fires, once again has been called upon to help in a natural disaster. Seems that global warming has caused massive flooding in Alaska and other areas in the pacific northwest. With roads and train traffic impossible, F.E.M.A. engaged in a huge airlift to airdrop tons of much needed relief supplies to Alaskan victims. The Director of F.E.M.A. says the program was a complete success.

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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to
spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been worse." 

One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered
an emergency call at a farmhouse.  When they walked
in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman
in the bedroom.  They had been shot to death.
When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide.  This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both.  Then he shot himself." "You're right," the other deputy replied.  "Double murder and suicide.  But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'it could have been worse." "No way.  How could it be worse?  There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."

About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He
walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side.  "No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head.  "It was a double murder and suicide.  This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes.  "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse?  There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead.  It couldn't have been worse?!?" "Yes it could," the sheriff retorted.  "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday,
that would be me in there in that bed!"
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A guy went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?" The guy said, "Sure, I'll take a box."
A few months later, he went into the women's clothing
section and saw that this same female clerk had
transferred into the maternity section.
The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."
The clerk asked, "What bust?"
To which he replied, "One of the damn blue ones!!"
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DEAR ABBY:  A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. These two women go everywhere together and I've One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.   Do you think they could be Lebanese?  -- Curious.
 
DEAR ABBY:  I have a man I never could trust.  Why, he
cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
 
DEAR ABBY:  I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
 
DEAR ABBY:  I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Two American women stopping at the Hotel in Lisbon wanted another chair in their room. The steward who answered their ring could not understand English.
One of the women pointed to the only chair in the room, then tried pantomime, seating herself in an imaginary chair. With a knowing smile, the steward bowed and motioned for her to follow him. At the end of the corridor, he stopped, smiled, and bowed again, and pointed triumphantly to the door of the Ladies Room.
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