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When I was born God gave me two choices....
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OR
(2).... Be good in bed !!! ....
Shit !!! ....now I forgot what I waz gunna tell ya!!!
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In a not so robust economy, legislators
in the state of Wisconsin have decided to
look for different ways of attracting new
industry in a state that is suffering.
Unemployment has reached dramatic levels
and so, the state government has decided
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THE COMICS
viagra does not always work
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don't bother me
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quit arguing
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Dr. Prescott...
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go away
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oh Roy...
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the park bench artist
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the signal fire
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a treat for halloween
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don't worry mom
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bunch of silly stuff
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the laughing baby
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at the hockey game
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Red Bull
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2 stupid dofs
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Charlie Brown Jihad
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Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him.
"Women, they think they're so smart," he said with a sly smile,
going on to explain that he'd eavesdropped on a phone conversation
between his fiancé, Lynn, and her best friend,
Amy "She said,
'Bill doesn't know it yet, but the only time I'm putting out is
when I want to get pregnant."
At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked
at his friend with some consternation, "I'd be mad as a hatter!
Why aren't you?" he asked.
"Why get mad?" answered Bill.
"She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!"
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The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy
a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce
more cows like it. They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture
with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull
tried, the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people
were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very
wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was
happening. "Whenever the bull tries to
mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back,
she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks
away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by
chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where
they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Illinois."
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Bill and Harry are bragging about how clever their dogs are.
"This'll clinch it" says Bill, and gives his dog a $10 bill,
"Go off and buy me a newspaper." The dog trots of obediently -
but an hour later he's still not back.
Bill and Harry set off to look for the dog - and find him in the
nearest alley giving a very serious Humping to a
pretty french poodle.
"Rover" says Bill, "why didn't you come back to me like before ?"
Rover looks up and says "Never had this much money before..."
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A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces
away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman
dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining
companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over
to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but
I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No
he didn't. He just walked in the door."
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A dog's point of view
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I am a dog you moron, what am
I supposed to do?
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your
toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose damn walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you
buy carpet?
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Buffalo Bill's
movies
Where God Wants Me
http://www.buffalos
Chatting With Granddad
http://buffalosjoke
Bodyscapes
http://www.buffalos
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Lab Laughs
Not Topless
http://www.lablaugh
Man's Wedding Cake
http://www.lablaugh
Pete!!!
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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