Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public
lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that
Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Martin said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Martin said.
"Straight, like normal," Gary said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin said.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his
old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Martin said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal."
"&%$#@ !," Martin said. "And all these years I've been wringing it.
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A big heavy set housewife is on her hands and knees,
scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to
her husband, "Come here quick, Mike! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!"
He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.
You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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In South Los Angeles , a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire .
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first
floor, and all six died in the fire.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally
in the country from Kenya lived on the second floor and
they, too, all perished in the fire.
6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd
floor and they too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor.
The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson , John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into LA and met with the fire chief on camera.
They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims
and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple,
who lived on the top floor, lived.
The fire chief said, "They were both at work."
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A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of
cheating on her.The rural housewife went back to the back
of the house and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.
Aiming the weapon at her husband's gonads she said, "I'm
gonna turn a bull into a steer, John!"
"No no!" pleaded John. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me
a sporting chance, darlin'!"
"All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging..."
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her
boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front
porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at
her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for
GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and
shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A
HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted
a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I
told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands
and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries,
but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
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These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed
the male egg away and said "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll
be back in a minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a
slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, ovally body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head,
covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what
he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the
head with a spoon!"
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A man walks into a bar and looks depressed. The bartender comes over
and, with a great show of compassion, gives him a beer on the house.
"Something bothering you, pal?" the bartender asks. "The wife and I
had a fight," the man said, "She doesn't like it when I say the word,
'bitch.'" "Why is that?"
"She thinks I need to learn her mother's real name."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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