THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
All we are asked to bear we can bear.
The only hindrance to this law, is fear.
~Elizabeth Goudge
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Now is where you are. Now is where to focus your efforts and
Attention.
Now you can act and get results. Now you can make a
Difference and have an influence.
It makes no sense to concern yourself now with your
Shortcomings in the past. Now is when you can do what you
Were previously unable or unwilling to do.
There is time to live your life and that time is now. There
Is time to experience joy, love and fulfillment, and that
Time is now.
There is nothing you need before you can act, because you
Are already here and now. There is much that you can do, so
Do it now.
Make complete, effective use of this moment. And know the
Power of claiming full confidence in now.
Ralph Marston
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Darn, looks like the war department has been talking about me again...
she even posted my pic on the internet!
THE COMICS
a woman;s boobs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r061.html
that's it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r062.html
iceburgs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r063.html
I hope she is charging
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r064.html
catch of the day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r065.html
implants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r066.html
a black dildo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r067.html
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r068.html
toot toot!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r069.html
you're amazing!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Car Crashes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/250.html
Funny Prank in a Guys Truck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/251.html
Funny Prank - Protect my Swimming Trunks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/252.html
funny pics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/253.html
Amazing Shocking & Funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/254.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
pics from the internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd447.html
perfectly painted people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd448.html
Europe 2015
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd449.html
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The telephone solicitor selling basement water
proofing must have thought she'd died and gone
to heaven when she reached my very polite and
patient son on the phone. At the end of her long
sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send
out someone to give you an estimate?"
"Not at all," my son said.
"When would be a good time?" she asked.
My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."
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A young man from the city went to visit his farmer
uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him
the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc.
After three days, however, it was obvious that
the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was
running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, the uncle had an idea. "There's no one
around for miles, why don't you grab a gun, take
the dogs, and go shooting?"
This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and off he went, dogs in trail.
That afternoon, the nephew returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.
"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"
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T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note—
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
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A young preacher recently came upon a farmer
working in his field. Being concerned about
the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man,
"Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord
my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher
and continuing his work the farmer
replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."
"You don't understand," said the preacher.
"Are you lost?""Naw! I've lived here all my life,"
answered the farmer."Are you prepared for the
resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked.
This caught the farmer's attention and he asked,
"When's it gonna be?"Thinking he had accomplished
something the young preacher replied, "It
could be today, tomorrow, or the next day."
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and
wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't
mention it to my wife. She don't get out
much and she'll wanna go all three days."
BUFFALO BILL
Alabama Death Penalty Execution
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012803.htm
Aussie Beaches
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012804.htm
Baseball Flash
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012805.htm
Best Pool Shot By A Naked White Chick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012806.htm
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FUN PAGES
The Idiot Test 4
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41838&s=n
Gone Postal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37209&s=n
Ms Pac-Man Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41546&s=n
Good Ol' Poker
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41900&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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