THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I often regret that I have spoken;
never that I have been silent
Publilius Syrus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I might draw your attention to the last selection
in "lets go to the movies." One of the nice things I like
is that on a rare occasion I post one of my favorite music artists
now and again from you tube. Mostly my tastes are oldies rock
n roll or classic country, so if you are looking for hip hop or
rap, sorry. But if you pay attention, every now and again you
will find a great musician from years gone by. Today I posted
"Ode to Billy Jo." with Bobbi Gentry. I remember the summer
of '67 when it made the charts. We happened to be on family vacation,
road tripping out to see Mt. Rushmore. Back then the songs lasted
way more than a couple weeks on the charts. Bobbi Gentry kept
us company at least four times a day for most of the summer
on those radio waves. Ahh memories.
In 1967 the continued presence of American troops
increased further and a total of 475,000 were
serving in Vietnam and the peace rallies were
multiplying as the number of protesters against the
war increased. The Boxer Muhammad Ali was stripped
of his boxing world championship for refusing to be
inducted into the US Army. In the middle east Israel
also went to war with Syria, Egypt and Jordan in the
six day war and when it was over Israel controlled
and occupied a lot more territory than before the war.
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Grant a wish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t001.html
one spin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t002.html
one of those guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t003.html
tattoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t004.html
don't forget
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t005.html
explain again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html
pervert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t007.html
taco blood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html
giggles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t009.html
tanning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
How To Survive a Bear Attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/298.html
Oggy And The Cockroaches
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/298.html
Verry Funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/299.html
Some Hard Street Bike Crashes!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/300.html
Funny Prank in Japan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/301.html
Fat Woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/302.html
another one of my old favorites
Bobbie Gentry - Ode To Billie Joe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/303.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
a shit day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd469.html
a lesson in perseverance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd470.html
do you remember these old beauties?
ifin ya do, don't admit it, just admire it.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd471.html
Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween
You get winded from knocking on the door.
You have to have someone chew the candy for you.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
And you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And you can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night you have a bag full of
Restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
Dislodge your hair piece.
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
With a walker.
You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
___________
A man walks into a bar and says,
"Excuse me, I'd like a beer."
The bartender serves the drink and says,
"That'll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a $20 bill and hands
it to the bartender.
"I'm afraid I can't take that, Sir,"
says the bartender. The man pulls out a $10 bill,
and the bartender rejects that also.
"What's going on here?" the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains,
"This is a singles bar."
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Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something
the majority of men would rather not question in case
they discovered that she has been all along, and that
they are not in fact the stud they thought women
go wild for, but rather a pathetic creature with a
problem, who needs to be patronized.
For those of you who would prefer not to ask her, but
would still like to know, there is a simple checklist to help you.
1. In the middle of lovemaking, and just before the moment
it sounds as though she is about to have an orgasm,
stop and take away the magazine she has been reading. If
she says "Oh, I was reading that", then she was faking it.
2. If her panting, groaning and screaming are in tune, or
sound like a familiar song, then she can't be concentrating
enough on the job at hand, and must therefore be faking it.
Or else she really likes the song playing on her personal stereo.
3. A rule of thumb, which is usually very accurate, is:
stop at random and record her response. If every time you
stop she says "Mmmmmmm you were wonderful", then she is
faking it. If she says "Don't stop", then she isn't. However,
if she says "Don't stop" hours after lovemaking has finished,
it is possible that she may have fallen asleep,
and missed most of the excitement.
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Life before the computer:
Memory was something that you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you just hoped nobody found out.
A backup happened to the toilet.
If you unzipped anything in public you were arrested..
Cookies were just chocolate chip, peanut butter, or oatmeal.
A browser was someone taking too long to shop!
"Crash" was something you tried to avoid while driving..
Reboot, was when you kicked someone in the Butt a second time.
A hacker was someone who coughed a lot from smoking too much.
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Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young
people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups,
and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know
why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and
I don't chase after women!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And
tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Gunslinger
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdsdfe.htm
Half Time Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gvbfdf.htm
Hammer Guy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gcfdff.htm
Happy Penguin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdreree.htm
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FUN PAGES
Cursor Chaos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41896&s=n
Are You Dumb?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42003&s=n
Contra World Challenge
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41822&s=n
Jessica Alba's Got Milk Photo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20498&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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