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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It's been a long time since we have heard stories of a finger in the
chili at Wendy's but this one is real and a little less appetizing.
A British bread maker recently came under fire for a certain
disturbing
find in a loaf of bread, a cooked, chopped-up mouse. The company was
fined about $27,000 for the mistake, which they claim must have
happened before the dough was even mixed together. The worst part of
the whole
story? The tail is missing, and no one's quite sure who might have
washed
it down with some turkey and cheese.
I wonder if the recall said it was because of unintentional
ingredients
heh heh.
I made a run out to a Nancy's today to talk to the boys and check on
my truck. Frankie had borrowed it a week ago to deliver the tables
to the township hall and still hasn't brought it back it yet as it
was being used to clean up the property. It had a load of tires in
it destined for a bonfire. Frankie may think it's a new to meet
girls but his Uncle Don and his buddies had a couple of carloads of
angry parents show up looking for their daughters almost 40 years
ago and there has been a lot of bonfires in the same area since.
It was great today, somewhere in the sixties. There are some really
great colors out there but the Aspens are gone so that kind of ruins
it. Since we normally have snow by Halloween this last warm spell is
probably Indian Summer and it is all downhill from there.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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3. You've been married three times and still have the
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4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
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5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms
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6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
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7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
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11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
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16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
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17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Johnny's friend's mom was a tall voluptuous,
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between her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in
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cold, to which he replied "yes".
She then put them together and stuck them between her
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Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn.
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"my ears are cold too!"
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There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in
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she got to see this huge space with green grass and
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She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up
to it all excited, "hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little
white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra.
What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw
this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly
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"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow..
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A man running for mayor was making a speech and thundered, "I want
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1891
It's a Gas, Dude
The herd made it back home and the dogs crashed in the living room.
BJ and Diana decided to watch a movie in the same room... Volcano.
The movie got to a part where the volcano started to erupt...
BJ: Boy this movie has great special effects I can almost smell the
sulphur.
Diana: Yes, me to. It really stinks.
Toot!
BJ: It's Rudy!
toot toot
Diana: And Val!
BJ: It smells like rotten eggs in here. Open the windows!
Diana: I will grab the fragrance spray!
Cough cough!
The herd
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