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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

This morning on Talk Radio they were discussing the Navy
Fight Song Anchor's Aweigh which also is the LSSU Laker's
fight song. One DJ, a sailor couldn't remember the words. Well to
tell you the truth neither could I so I looked them up on the net
and emailed it to them and there is actually two verses.

As of the Summer of 2004, the verses taught at Navy Boot Camp are:

Verse 1

Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT , Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!

Verse 2 (most widely sung)

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day, of day.
Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home!

There is a good reason few remember the song. To begin with I have
never heard the first verse except in an old movie back when I was
in grade school. The second reason is that the Navy only requires
you to
sing it once in Boot Camp in Great Lakes to symbolize leaving
civilian
life and entering military training. About and hour before you leave
the
receiving area to go across the bridge to the Recruit Training Depot
they teach you the second verse and you sing it as you march across
with your sea bag on your shoulder. Don't want to bust anyone's
bubble
but sailors also don't sing sea chanties when they are swabbing the
deck or having meals. I think that went out when they stopped
serving rum
and grog with meals.

BTW in case your wondering where Anchor's Aweigh came from in the
first place, it is the Navy Academy Fight Song first sang at the
Army-Navy football game in 1906.

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