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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

48 degrees, let's break out the shorts and head for the beach. It is
even supposed to get to 60 this week, so I guess spring is
here to stay. I would barbecue tonight but just the top part of the
grill is sticking out of the snow by the house along with my McCain
and Palin signs. Guess I can take those down as I doubt they will
run together in 2012.

I got awoken this morning by one of those calls where there is
no one there. They usually proceed a telemarketer call or a
collection agency and a few hours later the phone again. I
checked the caller ID and it said caller unknown and the woman
on the line launched into a spiel regarding money for a leukemia
charity. People who are calling from legitimate sources shouldn't
have to block their phone numbers and she was still talking as I
hung the phone up on her.

Enjoy the chips and have a great day..... buffalo

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Short Chips
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A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a
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Toast Chips
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A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the
night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events
over a couple of night-caps. One questions the other two, "look it's
our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we expected
to...um... you know....do it!" The other two look blankly at him,
then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once
is enough, or should they go for twice, as it's a special occasion!
Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how
the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they'll discuss
what went on.

Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on fellas we can't
discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table
with our wives sat with us." "No you're right, what we'll do then,
for every piece of toast you order with your breakfast, that's how
many times you did it" offers another groom. They all decide it's an
excellent idea and depart.

The next day in the hotel breakfast parlor they're all looking a bit
disheveled and the wives have the hairstyle known as the 'Just
Shagged Look'. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his
order, "Yes I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces
of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a
glass of fresh orange in a toast to his prowess.

The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I
shall also have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR
pieces of toast" The other two grooms turn making pistols from their
fingers and shoot the FOUR shooter groom.

The waitress gets to the last groom "I TOO shall have the FULL
English breakfast please, yet I shall have,.." he takes a deep
breath and surveys the room, "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he
calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his
two wedding mates, who stare at him rubbing their privates thinking
how raw their friend must be. "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries
the waitress "why that's an awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven
pieces of toast it is." She writes down his order then turns away,
but before she leaves the seven times a night groom calls after her
again. "And by the way love, make two of them brown!!!"

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French Chips
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One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland decided to find
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was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside
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Condom Chips
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2) French tickler animals.
3) Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
4) Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.
5) Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
6) Get 1000 and make a submarine.
7) Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
8) Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
9) Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
10) Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
11) Water wings for those non-swimmers.
12) Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
13) Jello molds.
14) Finger puppets.
15) A wind sock.
16) Use as a bobber when fishing.
17) Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not
drinking it.
18) Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
19) Suspenders.
20) Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise
be better?)
21) Small animal muzzle.
22) Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
23) Put them on your toes to make swimfins.
24) Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
25) Automatic door closing devices.
26) Have 'water' balloon fights.
27) Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast
implants.
28) Freeze them for an all- natural popsicle.
29) Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
30) Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.
31) Ear/nose plugs.
32) Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
33) Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
34) Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
35) Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.
36) "I challenge you to a duel!"
37) Drain plugs.
38) Put them in with your tax return.
39) Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
40) Punching bags.
41) Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
42) Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
43) Novelty key rings.
44) Hang them all around your windshield and be a chicano.
45) Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
46) Break out your paints and make wax fruit.
47) Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite
directions.
48) Make a patch work "water" bed.
49) Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
50) Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying
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Breast Chips
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couldn't help but notice how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?"
his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really
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thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla
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She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments.
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the husband, getting really angry now. "I don't have ten thousand
dollars."

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Breastfeeding Chips
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3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

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Heaven Chips
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Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint
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on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the
keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't
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After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again,
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one last chance.

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keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy,
having no self control jumps on him. Peter is now fed
up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for
his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong,
it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he
finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing
his ass off.

"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" Peter asks.

"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" The
devil replied.

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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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Winter is here with his grouch,

The time when you sneeze and you slouch.

You can't take your women

Canoein' or swimmin',

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One time in the grass

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Parting Chips
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The writing on the (restroom)
wall.

A man walked into a barroom, and asked to use the john. While he
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that
someone had written on the bathroom wall: "My mother made me a
homosexual."

Underneath it somebody else had written: "If I send her the wool,
will she
make me one too?"

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Bonus Chip
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We
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1571

Kampy Kamping

BJ and Sandi trudge back to their tiny tent while Katie and Rudy
are basking in their glory.

Sandi: Don't worry daddy I would rather be with you than in that
large
comfortable tent with all that yummy food.

BJ: Thanks, I think.

Later that night a strong wind comes up. Later thunder sounds...

A-Rooo!

Sandi: Daddy, I think that is Rudy. He is scared of thunder.

BJ: Right. I guess I need to go check on him. Will you be okay?

Sandi: Yes. Go quickly.

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the
floor.

A-ROOO!!!!

Rudy: Want to go to your tent!

BJ: Come on ole boy.

Rudy runs to dad's tent and gets in the sleeping bag next to BJ.

Sandi: Comfy?

Rudy: Yes. Father?

BJ: Yes Rudy.

Rudy: Where's your nuts?

BJ: Excuse me?

Rudy: Your cashews. You always brings cashews on your camping
trips.

BJ: Oh, right here. Here ya go.

Rudy: Thanks.... and thanks for getting me.

Sandi: It is not the size of the tent but the comfort one gets from
your tent.

The herd in Guthrie


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