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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Sharing fishing stories from a friend in the Sault
Buff,
I can remember years ago, over west in Keweenaw bay, out to Center
Reef on Lake Superior between L'anse, and straight across and up to
Copper Harbor, the ice up there would get thick on cold years. But
as always the current in that lake and bay area is always moving
under the ice and actually splits and begins to floe out towards the
big lake and around other islands.
I can remember times, some 20 years ago getting on these floes or
cracks as they were ice skimmed over for about 15 to 20 feet apart
and solid ice again. Well, once looking out of tent after the line
went out on an angle, it was like trolling, and we were in about 240
feet of water using steel line and 1 pound sinkers to find bottom,
fishing for lake trout, and saw the floe getting farther and farther
apart between the separation crack.
Well, as the ice would floe, one could still take off on snowmobile
or 3 or 4 wheelers and follow the point around and find shore,
otherwise you were picked up by Coast Guard Helicopter..
only, no gear or even fish..
That being the case, one could always wait until the next day, if it
were cold enough to freeze back over, and go out with someone else
to retrieve your gear.....or find another spot to get back on and
work your way to it... That is unless the current and weather
conditions got so harsh that the ice would break up on the Islands.
(some actually spent the night on the islands in fishing tents, but
the machines were either sank or set on island waiting for the next
freeze.....
In 1979 in February, on a snowmobile, looking for a hot spot, some 7
miles off shore, hit one of those cracks and unfortunately slowed
down on the skim of ice and went through. Lost an old sled and a
new sleigh and equipment. but other fishermen saw the steam come up
in the air and knew what it meant, and they were there to take us to
shore within minutes. And it was cold. real cold. the fishing suit
was near froze solid by the time we hit shore, and the one guy
wearing sorrel boots, his were frozen, but luckily I had on a pair
of Herman Survivors, and the water inside the insulated boot was
actually warm from body heat.. (a good tip to remember for picking
the proper boot for wet wear).. Fools that we were back then,
right back out on the ice the next day....Gotta be something else in
that water besides fish to make people do things like that, when you
drink the water.....hahahahah
The things we used to do back in those days......but then there was
a larger limit on the number of fish....And if you wanted fish that
were fresh and not from a net......well, that is what you had to
do...
But from the netting over the years. the fish are all but gone out
there now..Especially the whitefish.. I can remember fishing 60
feet down with a medium sized silver spoon and catching whitefish up
to 14+ pounds. The patch from the DNR was for a large whitefish of
6 pounds. We used to throw them back if they werent at least 6
pounds and always got our limit, right in Keewenaw bay. Sadly,
they are almost extinct in there now.. Huron Bay on other point is
also as bad now.....they even plant walleye in there now because all
the whitefish and lake trout have all been netted out..
Shame....They were good clean eating fish from that cold deep
water..
Ray..... mmmmm aging myself some...lol I'm soon to be 65....
Enjoy the Chips... buffalo
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