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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I skipped talking about the Super Bowl yesterday because of
Groundhog's Day. Started off Sunday by sending Buffy to K-mart
for 3-D glasses for the commercials planned during half time and
they gave her 12 pair that had to be cut apart because even though
they were perforated, the plastic lenses were all one sheet. They
were also so dark you couldn't see well through them so that
killed the idea of trying to get a 3-D effect while driving at
night.

Buffy also stopped and got a case of beer, a bottle of some flavor
of Pucker, and a bottle of Aftershock. She then stopped and picked
up a bag of every variety of chips in the store and enough sub
materials to feed an army which seemed overkill because we were
only having 8 people to watch the game and three were children.
We cleared a large space in one bedroom to erect the 7x7 ft
inflatable bouncing gym for Eva. They enjoyed it although with the
blower running constantly it was better suited to the outside, and
with a weight limit of 185 pounds I wasn't going to be trying it
anytime
soon.

The game in itself was great even though it was low scoring. I had
picked Pittsburgh ahead of time along with Buffy and the others were
rooting for Arizona. Sandy enjoyed the half time show but I thought
the acoustics in the stadium were poor and the crowd should have
shut up. The 3-D commercial was a waste of time although it may
have been better with a 60 inch plasma. Sobe and K-mart should
consider giving those away next time. I rewatched all of the
commercials several times with Eva yesterday morning and she
seemed to like the Potato heads commercial and the love between
the Budweiser Clydesdale and the Dancing horse the best. I agree
with the latter because I have always loved the Bud commercials.

Eva had another 3 year old to play with and they had a great time
racing through the house on Big Wheels and feeding Imaginary food
to the guests prepared in her play kitchen.

All in All it was a good party, though most of the beer is still in
the
fridge and the bottle of Aftershock got dumped by Eva as she was
trying to see what was in the bottle. Most of the chips went back to
Buffy's house and I got to figure what to do with all the leftover
cold cuts and Parmesan Bread.

Today is Buffy's 28th birthday and we have a cake and gifts here for
her so I better get my butt in gear and do a few errands before they
get here.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Random Chips
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bill,
and the finance company came over to his house and knocked up my
aunt.

"If there was a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways?"

A middle-aged woman seemed timid as she visited her gynecologist.
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said the woman. "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," said the woman, "Yesterday I went to the bathroom in the
morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down,

the water was full of pennies." "Mmmm, I see." said the, doctor.
"That
afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh."
the doctor said as he got more and more interested in her story.
"That
night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were
quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored.

"I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynecologist put a comforting hand
on
her shoulder. "There is nothing to be frightened about. You're
simply
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for
an inflatable doll. "Would you like male of female?" "Female,
please."
"Would you like Black, or White?" "White, Please." "Would you like
Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied,

"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal
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2. Cosmopolitan magazine folds due to a drastic shortage of cover
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3. Dad: now surfs with two remotes Mom: never complains

4. She never wants to cuddle anymore -- it's click, click, click,
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5. The Baptists hurriedly draft an extra Commandment.

6. Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at
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car.

7. The Energizer Bunny keeps coming and coming...

8. "Not tonight, Honey. I have a thumbache."

9. Finally, size really *doesn't* matter.

10. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention...
I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention... I'm
sorry..."

11. Every time your cell phone rings, you feel the uncontrollable
urge to shout your surgeon's name.

12. Side effects? Who cares about... oh... *oh*... OH, GOD!
YESSSSSS!!!!

13. In addition to "Mute" and "Favorite," the wildly popular Radio
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14. Men no longer feel any responsibility toward satisfying their
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Short Chips
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notices
Johnny trying to get a look up her dress so she picks up her knees
and
spreads her legs and asked "Johnny, what do you think about my
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a
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The waitress at the Greek beanery married the boss, and they seemed

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was
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Just because your penis surgery was not successful is no reason to
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The
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Band Members do it in front of 100,000 people

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"My parakeet," says Jim. "See, I want to enter him in a canary
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He sings so sweetly that I know he's sure to win."

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in
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"Listen, Buddy, I'll bet you ten bucks your parakeet dies if you try
to
paint him."

"You're on!" says Jim.

Two days later Jim comes back looking very sheepish and puts ten
bucks
on the counter in front of the clerk.

"So the paint killed your bird?"

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Random Chips
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Jill: What happened?

Mary: The driver in front of him started to go when the light turned
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Jill: My goodness! How short was the skirt?

Mary: Well, she was wearing blue panties!

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in
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Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes
all
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and
good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
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Why do men like masturbation?
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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
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What is gross stupidity?
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
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What is a man's view of safe sex?
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How do men sort their laundry?
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Why did God create man?
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
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B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when
you take
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
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B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag
about
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How does a man take a bubble bath?
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What is a man's idea of foreplay?
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How can you tell if a man is aroused?
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What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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How are men and parking spots alike?
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extremely small.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

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Motel Chips
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Means to go right ahead --
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And speed up on the yellow between
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Parting Chips
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Every neighborhood has its own Casanova and Bill was the one who
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you
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Bonus Chip
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There was a fireman who was very regimental and did everything by
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Fireman: "Honey, I do everything by the bell, so when we hear one
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Fireman: "Honey, honey, what's that for?"

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