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They had it on the menu and I discovered it was quite good if done right. If you have never tried it, you need to. I'm not talking about that yucky frozen breaded crap you buy from the grocery. You take chicken breasts, cook em up in a baste of olive oil, drawn butter, and white cooking wine. Add a litte mix of sauteed mushrooms and onions. Then you top the chicken off with a little ham and cheese. While she was doing that, I mixed up a batch of coleslaw and threw some french fries in the oven. Since cordon blue is a little bit of work, she doesn't make it often, but when she does, I love it. Doesn't take much to make this dumb old country redneck happy. Around here, you have to look long and hard to find a restaurant that actually serves it. Unfortunate. Same thing with veal parmagian. I have an excellent appreciation for it as HoJos served it on the menu as well. Too bad restaurants can't offer some of the finer things in life. Nowadays, most restaurants it seems like they fill you up with junk like dinner rolls and a ton of salad and then you are already full by the time they bring you a substandard entre. Tonite we are doing another HoJo specialty, spaghetti. Now that is not necessarily remarkable, even if you can find it on the menu at your fav. diner. But usually they just take noodles and pour a meat sauce you can buy from a can off your local grocery store shelf. We make a meatless sauce, and then we get some good old fashioned Italian sausage and cook it up. Serve the sausage on the side, and you got a great tasting dish. Yep, its the simple pleasures that keep a simple man happy. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman ___________ THE COMICS wonder why he crashed? http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q021.html I got it off the internet http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q022.html behind every man http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q023.html save some room http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q025.html I'll only be a minute http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q026.html its backwards http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q028.html Michael Phelps gets a new endorsement  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES the Ebay song http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4932.html monkey and the tiger http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4933.html cat evicts dog http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4934.html must be the wrong door http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4935.html please hold the cake http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4936.html don't take my nuts http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4938.html  POWER POINT DISLAYS my favorite philosophy http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2032.html an interesting bit of history http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2033.html Global manufacturing outsourced-Harley Davidson http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2034.html close your eyes http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2035.html INTERESTING STUFF you bet your life http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2028.html 16 uses for ordinary household products http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2029.html beat box in the kitchen http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2030.html funny moments in unprofessional sports http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2031.html Shortly after class, a student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?" The professor replied, "I don't have time right now, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed. At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed. The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it.." The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told. The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper. The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough. However, after the 8th or 9th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had kinda' lost it. The student finally blurted out, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on an unproductive pursuit. Even worse, when this process is all over (and there's absolutely no way to know when that might be), everything will be exactly the same as before, so all we'll really have accomplished is the complete waste of both our time and our efforts which, if otherwise directed, might have had a chance of yielding a productive result!" The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill." http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/stimulus.html ____________ A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought "The Almighty" had given him two feet. Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the brake and one for the accelator ___________ A man goes to his psychiatrist complaining about marriage problems. The shrink asks him, "Do you talk to your wife during sex?" "Sure," says the guy, "I've got a cell phone!" ______________ A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful female giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together. The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out. The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?" The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had." The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?" The mouse replied, "Hey between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!" ______________ Ozzy Soundboard http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39013&s=n Puzzle Express http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38754&s=n Beavis & Butthead Soundboard http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39015&s=n Poker Patience http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37512&s=n Trivia Machine http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38760&s=n Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I can't button me pants." "Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it." About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?" "Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, *Mr* MacDonald walked in." _______________ The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive! ____________ FUN PAGES from Lorraine Clayside http://tinyurl.com/asucjy Heli Attack 3 http://tinyurl.com/bbjukt BUFFALO Bill Priceless http://www.buffaloschips.com/32142.htm> Pot O' Gold http://www.buffaloschips.com/32141.htm PAPA Thorn Steelers Cheerleader http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=007asports-cheerleader.jpg THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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