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Mike, and his wife had several stressful months of financial difficulties.
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"We could pay off Visa," he responded
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"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't
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Some blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blondes
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the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal,
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"My, what was that?" exclaimed the woman.
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Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his
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