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___________Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
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"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh,
fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-
bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and
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____________Two lawyers, Myrddin and Thorn, were having a heated exchange during
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Myrddin rolled his eyes in disbelief. "Do you now? Well, Thorn, I
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allegiance to the flag..." "Damn," Myrddin interrupted, fishing the money from his pocket, "I didn't think you'd know it."
_______________ A new medical facility with several different specialists
opened in a trendy part of the city. Wanting to be
different and creative, the administration decided that
each doctor's office door would, in some way, be
representative of his practice.
So, when construction was complete, the eye doctor's door
had a peep hole, the orthopaedist's door had a broken hinge,
the psychiatrist's door was painted all kinds of crazy
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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