THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
He is richest who is content with the least,
for content is the wealth of nature.
- Socrates
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE GRAND RAPIDS PRESS
Bar and restaurant owners upset about Michigan's
workplace smoking ban have a ban of their own in the works.
An organization called Protect Private Property Rights
in Michigan said Tuesday that roughly 500 bars statewide
plan to ban state lawmakers from their premises.
The ban would start Sept. 1.
an interesting concept. I wholeheartedly agree with it.
Not because I want to see smoking banned from the workplace,
I'm just tired of big brother telling us what to do.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a night at McDonalds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q061.html
12 car pile up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q062.html
car pooling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q063.html
reluctance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q064.html
webmaster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Michigan Man Music Video
(how could I not publish this link?)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1254x.html
handicapped
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1255x.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
truk lagoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd741x.html
Seven retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing
poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a
single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other
five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the
game, Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell
his vife?" They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and
has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle,
don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most
discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle
name. Leave it to me." Goldberg goes over to Meyer's condo
and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door
and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares: "Your husband
just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
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"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man
was telling one of the young boys at the club.
"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."
"Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter
and I'd probably have a stroke."
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying
off when he looked in the mirror.
He noticed that he was white from the neck to the
top of his head. In a sheer panic and
fearing he was turning white all over, he called
his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office
immediately. After an examination, the doctor
mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the conc! oction and said,
that tasted like "bull shit!"
"It was." the doctor replied,
"You were a quart low."
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BUFFALO BILL
Don't look away when I'm talking to you
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adffg.htm
Don't Work From home
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akuji.htm
Egg Trick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/drere.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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