THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
All I ask is the chance to prove
that money cannot make me happy
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We have been asking the question about extreme
rescues. Those who engage in extreme sports often
need extreme measures to get rescued. Should they
be liable for the resultant often expensive rescues
from fire and rescue? or should we charge expensive
rescues from drunken driving to the driver responsible?
Don't go get them, just leave them
there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ed
Perhaps, if emergency locater beacons were
made available at a very low cost to those wishing
to participate in extreme activities, including
private planes and other air born travel devises,
rescue costs would not be billed to those having
to use them. National Ski Patrol, Coast Guard,
Search & Rescue organizations, etc could distribute
them Cost of search & rescue would be greatly reduced.
Those needing rescue without the devices would be
billed for search & rescue costs.
Michael
I can understand and basically agree with charging
the costs of a municipal service ( fire, rescue, search,
etc.)back to an individual if he broke the law or was
incredibly stupid and put himself at extreme risk. However,
as someone else said, we seem to be attaching a price tag to everything.
Fred
Here is our next poser:
Suppose that you are locked up for 20 years for a crime
you did not committ. Should you be allowed to sue the
state for putting you behind bars for all that time that
you served that you shouldn't have had to?
Let me know what you think!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Martin aka the postman
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a short bedtime story....
THE COMICS
the plummer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q011.html
boat launch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q012.html
husband is a grouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q013.html
that was nice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q014.html
beef
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q015.html
hide and go seek
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q016.html
press release
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q017.html
Grand Ma and Grand Pa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q018.html
staring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q019.html
pick up your toys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
surfin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1233.html
the ball girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1231.html
in the shower
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1232.html
I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday
next to a carload of Muslims when A big semi-
trailer drove right over the top of their car! Flattened it!
"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me"...
... So I got a Commercial Driver's License.
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Bitzi met a policeman at a social gathering. The
two were immediately taken by one another, and after
only two weeks of dating, they ended
up at his place one night. Romance was definitely in the air.
"Are we really going to do this?" he asked as they
were embracing."Would you like to?" she asked.
"Yes," he answered. "I would. But first, I need to
get some protection."Don't be silly," she replied.
"You're a policeman, we have you!"
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A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer
to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up
and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the
barn and get some milk from a cow.Soon, the farmer
hears noises coming from the barn and goes to
investigate. He then sees the salesman coming out
of the barn soaking wet and with a white liquid
dripping down his face. The farmer asks,
"What happened to you?" The salesman says, "I just
got thirsty, so I milked your cow. It was
so dark in there I don't know how I did it.
But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I
must have drank a gallon of it!" The farmer then stares at
him with a puzzled look and says, "But we
don't have a cow. We just have the bull..."
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist explained:
-"I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric,
as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
- "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
- "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until, suddenly, the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
- "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude was never invited back to entertain
BUFFALO BILL
Where
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7816.htm
Where Croissants Come From
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7817.htm
Why Men Have Bikes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7818.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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