THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Jealousy is wanting what others have.
Stupidity is thinking I might one day get it.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
ethics, vs policy. u know the difference? About
a little over a year ago, I bought furniture from
a large chainstore, large, but still mostly a Michigan
company, the closest I could do for a good price on
local furniture. Now, back when Pappy would shop for
that, he woulda drove in to town, talked to the fellow
on main street. Most likely, they knew each other.
Either they said howdys at church, or maybe they
worked at the boosters stand on Friday night football
together. Anyways...
Ring Ring: "Hey Earl, I know its been a year and 3 months
now, but that couch you sold me? Has a rip in the
seem." Earl says: bring it over, I'll take care of you.
Now what happens? Today, this is policy:
Ring ring: Martin calls the furniture store and says,
"Its been just a little over a year now and that couch
you sold me? Its falling apart." Furniture store:
"Sorry, its over a year. we cannot do anything about it
That's Policy.
Stores have policies because they have no ethics.
Geeze,...go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
I buit my own robot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q001.html
at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q002.html
welcome
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q003.html
I have a cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q004.html
remind you again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q005.html
flying
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q006.html
medical center
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q007.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q008.html
parenting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q009.html
dear thieves
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Levis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1220.html
defense
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1219.html
crazy friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1218.html
the eagle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1217.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
anatomy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd737.html
YIKES!!!!!!
One day after a man had his annual physical,
the doctor came out and said, "You had a great
check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to
talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, we took a vote... and they're in favor of it 15 to 2."
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What Confucius did not get to say.....
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in tent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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A kid gets a job in a small department store.
On his first day, the manager shows the kid round,
and explains that the company policy was
to sell a product, with a product. The kid
looked confused....so the manager said he would show
him what he meant. Now, it just so happened
that a customer approached the manager and
asked if they sold grass seed.
"Certainly," pointing to the wide range of
seed boxes, "and what sort
of lawn mower would you like?"
The customer looked baffled, so the manager
went on, "Well, you will sow the grass, the
grass will grow, and you will need a lawn mower to
cut it."
"I hadn't thought of that," says the customer.
"I'll take the lawn mower as well then"....and the
customer leaves the store happy.
The manager then looks at the kid and says,
"Now do you understand our
policy?" to which the kid replies, "Yes...it's good!!"
Just then, a bloke walks into the store.
The manager says to the kid
"Go on, you can deal with this guy."
So the kid asks the bloke if he
can help.
"Yes," replies the guy hesitantly,
"Do you sell tampons, as I need
some for my wife..."
"Certainly," pointing to a shelf
with tampons etc on it, "and what
sort of lawn mower would you like?"
The customer looked baffled and the
manager's face drops, so the kid
went on, "Well, the weekend's fucked....
you may as well cut the grass!"
BUFFALO BILL
Walk It Out Granny
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7808.htm
Water Park Prank
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7809.htm
wdrb
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7810.htm
We Need This Here
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7811.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice Day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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