THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The last couple of weeks, the rip currents
have been real bad over at the lake (michigan)
so there have been a lot of rescue responses
and at least a couple of deaths. So, it has
sparked a litle controversy about the costs
of these rescues by emergency crews. In spite
of posted warnings, and inspite of broadcasts
on public media, people still go out, and people
still drown. Question:
Should the cost of emergency services like this
be passed on to the person who needs them? or
should the costs of rescue for a crash caused by
a drunk driver be passed on to the one who caused
it? There is one community around here, if you
need fire rescue, and you do not live in their community,
they bill you. regardless of fault.
Or how bout the back packer or skier who gets way
out in the middle of no where and thousands of bux
are spent for massive search and rescue. Should they
pay for it? what do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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the future of smoking,,,,
THE COMICS
the truth about Babs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p086.html
happy birthday, pin head!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p087.html
thats some cough
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p088.html
the captain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p089.html
a great suggestion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p090.html
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p091.html
insanity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p092.html
stolen identity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p093.html
dance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p094.html
outrageous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p095.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The special and sexy talent of Amy G
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1221.html
Gareth Maybin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1222.html
deep throat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1223.html
I love my cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1225.html
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched
herself out on the
couch to do a bit of what she thought to be
well-deserved complaining and self-pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother,
"Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing
a game, hardly looked up at her
and passed on this encouraging word:
"That's not true, Mary. Some
people don't even know you."
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Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One
afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.
Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute
after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle,
"Do you have a hammer?" A puzzled Mr.
Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a
hammer. The doctor thanked him and went back
into the bedroom. A moment later, he came out
and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"
Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.
In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for
and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver,
and a hacksaw. The last request got to Mr. Tuttle.
He asked, "What are you doing to my wife?"
"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver.
"I can't get my instrument bag open."
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I don't want you to think I don't like marriage," said the
man to his friend."I been happily married three times. My last
wife was one of them women's libbers. She got mad 'cause I
opened the car door for her. Of course, we were going 75
mph when I did it.
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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Then there was a man who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
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BUFFALO BILL
The Chronicles Of The Oba Messiah
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccdd.htm
Then God Made Woman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxss.htm
The Potato Heads
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxsszz.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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