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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The start of another month, Let's look at who we know that
is having a birthday this month.
1. Jerry Garcia, Herman Melville
2. Jimmy Connors, Peter O'Toole, Patricia Barfield
3. Martin Sheen, Martha Stewart
4. Roger Clemens, Louis Armstrong, Ken Dryden, Jeff Gordon
5. Neil Armstrong, Loni Anderson, Smurf In Calgary
6. Lucille Ball, David Robinson, Andy Warhol
7. David Duchovny, Mata Hari, Heidi B.
8. Dustin Hoffman, Esther Williams, Dick Anderson
9. Deion Sanders, Whitney Houston, Brett Hull, Mary Alice Marr
10. Rosanna Arquette, Herbert Hoover, Jim Lynch
11. Hulk Hogan, Mike Douglas
12. Pete Sampras, Mark Knopfler
13. Annie Oakley, Ben Hogan, Alfred Hitchcock
14. Magic Johnson, Lynn Cheney, Halle Berry
15. Napolean Bonaparte, Debra Messing,Alberta Sabitini
16. Madonna, Kathie Lee Gifford, Frank Gifford
17. Sean Penn, Jim Courier, Robert DeNiro
18. Robert Redford, Christian Slater, Patrick Swayze
19. Bill Clinton, Gene Roddenberry, Orville Wright
20. Connie Chung, Robert Plant, Guy Lafleur
21. Wilt Chamberlain, Kenny Rogers, John Wetteland
22. Norman Schwarzkopf, Carl Yastrzemski
23. Kobe Bryant, Gene Kelly, Barbara Eden
24. Cal Ripken Jr., Reggie Miller, Marleen Eastin, Jo From Az.
25. Regis Philbin, Sean Connery, Connie From Ky, Peggy Kemp
26. Macaulay Culkin, Gerradine Ferraro
27. Lyndon Johnson, Mother Teresa, Barbara Bach, Bonnie Prescott
28. Scott Hamilton, Jason Priestley, Daniel Stern
29. Michael Jackson, Elliot Gould
30. Jean Claude Killy, Cameron Diaz
31. Hideo Nomo, Richard Gere, Edward Moses
buffalo says I was working on something and needed a hand so I told
Eva to go get Grandma. Eva told me, " No, Grandma doesn't like you."
Guess I better get one of those Medic Alert bracelets so if I ever fall
and can't get up I can tell someone who cares heh heh.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Hal is petrified of girls, so he asks his friend Lenny how he meets
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In one little whorehouse I've been
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In a recent television show in the UK, actor and comedian John
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1. They speak English.
2. When they host a world championship they invite other countries.
3. Visitors to the head of state are only expected to go down on ONE
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