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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


The happiness of a man in this life does
not consist in the absence but in
the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whisky and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

That bloody ice is lethal!! 
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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COMICS

extra cheese
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benefit package
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p077.html

clumsy soldier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p078.html

Jim's personal record
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p079.html

don't understand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p080.html

burned the roast
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good neews
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five minutes
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different colors
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first thing to do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p085.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

I don't lie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1213.html

ohhhh....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1214.html

topless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1215.html

its in the clouds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1216.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

for oldtimers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd736.html

A MAN lost his Penis in an accident and was
on surgery table. Doctor asked wife, "Ma'am you
have a choice of Penis transplantation of a Dog or
a Horse, What would you prefer?"
Wife, "Doctor, please use Horse's Penis,
I have a dog at home already."
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There was nothing to do on this Thursday night,
so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.
Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was 
jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.
Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night       
that she would reveal her secret to her room mate.
"Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and
sit down". As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned
over and kissed her full on the lips. "I've always wanted to
tell you something" Abby said, "It's kinda hard to say this...
Well, let me be frank". Brenda leaned toward her friend
and said in a sexually husky voice:
"No darling... Let me be Frank".
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WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX

"I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

"Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

"How come it's so BIG in there?"

"You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?"

"Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"

(Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

(Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

"You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

"My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

"Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

"Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
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BUFFALO BILL

What Every Man Wants In Bed
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7812.htm

WHAT_HAPPENS_IN_SEAWORLD_STAYS_THERE
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7813.htm

What The Hells That
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7814.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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