THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Tough times never last,
tough people do.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well its been a while since I have published...
Oh, you didn't notice? sigh. Well ok, so I am not
the most important thing in your life. Anyways,
no, I have not been in hospital or anything. And by
the way, case you were wondering, I suffer from a
severe case of emphasyma. And so I am thinkin, I gotta
file a lawsuit against the state here where I live in
beautiful West Michigan. They are discriminating
against me with this new legal marijuanna for medical use
law they passed, right? Michigan passed one of them like
Californy so all the potheads are going to the doc to get
a permit slip and so now? They are just puffin away.
"Hey doc? I can't see good, must be glaucoma. Better
write me one of them pot permission thingies."
Well, I figger it like this. I cannot use marijuanna
for my medical condition, so I think they ought to
make it legal for me to take crack, instead!
"Hey doc, I need crack. I'm not sure if it will
help my emphasyma, but I'll be so screwed up it
just won't fucking matter!"
Makes perfect sense to me that I should
have a substitute! Wonder if I
can get the ACLU to take
my case? GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS!
the problem with picnics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q056.html
good chilli
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q057.html
how to end the relationship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q058.html
a gay marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q059.html
a rough day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
Sex-toy smash and grab
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1250x.html
Glock 17 Full Auto w/Incendiary Ammo:Russian
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1251x.html
Babysitter arrested for driving with eight-month-
old baby in stroller at the back of a pick-up truck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1252x.html
G-String Fish Salesman Gag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1253.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
photos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd741x.html
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to
keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for
your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two
chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the world are
you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees
to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,"but we had money left over so
now we're going to Sea World."
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A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm.
In the process, the condom slipped off.
The guy pokes around inside her with a couple straws and manages to lose them
too.
Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father
asks him what the baby is.
Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw
hat."
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A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised
and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world
happened to you, buddy?" The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my
girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah," says the
bartender, "What did she do?" "She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
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This man walks in to a psychiatrist's office
and lies down on the couch. The shrink says,
"What makes you think you need the services
of a psychiatrist? "The man replies that he wakes
up every night in the kitchen after some pretty
crazy sleepwalking. The shrink says, "So,
would you like me to try to cure you of
sleepwalking? "The man explains that the
sleepwalking isn't really the problem.
Every time he wakes up he is in the same
place, doing the same thing - he has his pajamas
around his ankles and his dick in a
jar of peanuts. The psychiatrist says,
"I think I know what your problem is.
You're fucking nuts.
Buffalo Bill
Fin Potato Whore
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akijk.htm
Fire hose Rodeo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jskisl.htm
Fly
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akidf.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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