Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Took Sandy around to do some shopping today and I sat in
the truck while she was in the stores and observed the traffic
and people. The first thing of note was a faded yellow 1970
Maverick in about the shape one would expect a 40 year old
car to be. It caught my attention because the muffler was
hanging about 3 inches lower than the exhaust pipe. It also
had substantial rust on the fenders, rocker panels, and the
trunk. How these people managed to get past the police
is amazing because they always seem to catch me heh heh,
The second car of interest was a 1985 era Caprice Classic
with a little woman in it who could barely see over the dash
driving. It only took her 4 tries to get into the handicapped
spot she was aiming for. he car was in much better shape
even though it was showing rust along the body seams.
The funniest part was the two kids that came into the parking lot
on mountain bikes, riding without using their hands. They
were flying and the first managed to grab the bars and stop
the bike but the second waited to late and then dropped
his bike and ran into the side of the building. He was unhurt
but so much for trying to look cool.
One last comment on my trip today. I went to Walgreen's
to pick up a couple of scripts today after a trip to the ER last
night with a sinus infection. The pharmacist and Walgreen's
computers had flagged the Zithromax they had prescribed as
having a bad reaction with Coumadin. I asked what the problem
was and they said because it was irritating to the intestines it
could cause intestinal and anal bleeding which would pretty
much ruin your whole day heh heh. There are lots of good
pharmacists out there but it doesn't hurt to have a computer
checking every script against your history before it goes out.
Kudos to Walgreens.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Murray is a well-educated bachelor who feels ready to marry and
settle down. But he's shy and finds it difficult to meet women. So
he's developed a great love of classical music and spends much of
his spare time going to concerts.
Meanwhile, Murray's parents have been searching for a suitable
shiddach (arranged marriage partner) for him. Then one day, to
their great relief, two potential candidates come onto the scene at
the same time.
After talking to the two young ladies, his father has a word with
Murray.
"Murray, I think I may have found you a wife. I have been in touch
with two very acceptable, but quite different girls for you to
choose from and both say they are ready to marry. Let me show you
their photos."
The first photo is of a beautiful woman. "Rebecca," says his
father, "informs me that she has a talent for cooking great kosher
food _
her matzo_ball soup is supposed to be superb. She also keeps fit
with aerobics and Israeli dancing. But she left school at 15 and
admits to having no talent whatsoever for music."
He then shows Murray a photo of an ugly woman. She has what looks
like a moustache on her top lip, her neck is as thick as a
wrestler's neck, she has cross_eyes, her nose is crooked and her
lips are almost non_existent.
"Now Sadie," says his father, "might not be great looking but she
comes from a fine, noble family, has a first class degree from
Oxford University and has a wonderful operatic voice. She'll be
famous one day _ she showed me a Poster of a concert she's giving
soon at the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden."
Murray studies the two photos. Although Rebecca is gorgeous, his
keen love of music wins him over and he chooses Sadie. Within
weeks, they marry.
On the first morning of their honeymoon, Murray awakes before Sadie.
He takes one look at that face staring up at him from their pillow,
shakes Sadie and cries out, "Sadie, for goodness sake, sing a little
something."
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Funeral Chips
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A man dies "in the act" after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set
into his private parts.
The funeral director can't get the coffin lid nailed on and has to
discuss the alternatives with the man's beautiful young widow. "I'm
afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another
$3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his member."
"Well I have no more money," states the widow, "and it is against my
religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece."
The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a
brain-wave: He'll amputate the member and then stick it up the
deceased's backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is
unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking,
in the one piece. The widow reluctantly agrees.
On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open
casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on the
coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the deceased's
face, looking for all the world like a teardrop.
The next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her
lifeless husband, notices the "teardrop" and says to him quietly,
"See, I told you it hurts!"
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A man walked into his office and told his male co-workers his wife
had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going
to get any sex. They asked him, "How long do you think you'll be
able to hold out?" "Until my girlfriend dies or I get arthritis of
the wrist."
The manufacturer of a well-known tonic for people with "tired" blood
received this inadvertently racy testimonial from a little old lady
who lived on a farm in Tennessee: "Before taking your tonic," the
woman wrote, "I was too tired to hoe the fields or pick the cotton.
But after only two bottles of your delicious mixture, I've become
the best cotton-picking hoer in the county!"
Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the back
streets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, the
increasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous.
She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come
this way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."
What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Not everybody has been in a limo.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow job What
do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?
A Gladiator.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What's the definition of macho?
Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
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Young Chips
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An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8-year-old
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"Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says,
"Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boys' bikes and
you can't have one!" She runs to her Mom and the next day she waits
for him on her new boy's bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls
down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says,
"Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!" The next
day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to
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he could to better himself. The master would often
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One day when the master was reading he called Jeeves
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"And do you further remember how later, at breakfast,
Lady Plushbottom asked her husband 'Is your prick
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dropped the marmalade?
"That, Sir, was a faux pas."
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A teacher asks an redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. She
says, "When I'm suckin' dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome
time."
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Police were called to the scene where Mr. Frank, an irrigation canal
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3-Com Candlestick park. Eyewitnesses described how he had
unknowingly entered a women's gay bar and asked the patrons where he
might find the crack in the dike.
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The penis-enlarging pills my boyfriend bought online must be
working. At this point, he's a bigger dick than he was a few months
ago.
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The 16 year old girl is going on her first date, and her mother
warns her not to let the boy put his hands up her dress. The girl
agrees, and the mother is reassured that her daughter will not let
the boy put his hands up her dress. The boy and girl go out, and
after a movie and a nosh they are parked in lover's lane. He makes a
move and tries to put his hands up her dress. She stops him once,
twice and three times. He's all disappointed. Then she tells him
why, "I promised my mother that I wouldn't let you put your hands up
my dress. But, you can put your hands down the back of my dress, and
it's the second hole you come to!"
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As the turd said to the arsehole, "I don't ever want to go through
that again!"
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A handsome advertising executive attended a party given by a female
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the next morning, he thanked the hostess and explained that he
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A beautiful storm named Irene
Had a chance to sweep Washington clean, But she veered to the Right,
So maybe she might
Sweep Obama right off of his green?!
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Irene is beginning to weaken,
A good thing, but my wife is freakin'
If things go just right Then after tonight I'll get just the action I'm
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Ole and Lena are sixty-nining when Ole says,
"Leena did you know there is 117,000 musk-ox in
Alaska?".
Lena says, "No, I didn't, Gee, you¹re smart".
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are
482,000 grizzly bears living in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, you¹re smart.
Ole says, "and Lena did you know there is over
2,000,000 caribou living in Alaska?"
"No", says Lena, "how did you get so smart?"
Sort of wondering how this conversation came
about in the middle of their sex play.
Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran out
of toilet paper and we had to use the pages out
of magazines?"
"Yes, I remember", says Lena.
Ole says, "Well you still have page 63 of the
National Geographic stuck to your ass."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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Sandi's Routine
When it is time to go to bed, I will say, "Sandi
it is time for beddie-bye."
And off she goes to our bed, note I said our bed.
She will lay in the middle of the king-sized bed
facing me. I am convinced now she wants to see
me when she falls asleep, also she extends a paw
and wants to touch me as she falls asleep.
So the routine goes like this..
With her watching me, I give rub her neck and back
then her chest. After about 60 seconds her eyes will
fade then close. Another 60 seconds she will be snoring
which to me is music to my ears. Oh, during this time
I have to sing to her. She requires it... Silly, I know, but
she is asleep in 2 minutes.
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