THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Live your life and forget your age
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Ever hear that expression, "when it
rains it pours?" this week for our house,
its computer mice. The war department had
a battery operated one. Battery exploded
inside, so much for that mouse. While I was at
the used puter store,getting a replacement for
the war department's mouse, I finally got
smart with the laptop and bought a usb mouse
so it would feel normal. Like a lot of people,
I just cannot stand using a laptop without a
normal mouse. And then, check this
out, I had been using an old track n ball
mouse on this desktop puter of mine. No high tech
stuff here thats for sure. Anyways to make a
long story short, somebody "Borrowed" dad's
mouse which is ok, doesn't bother me helping
someone out, and they were even courteous
enough to bring it back! That was absolutely
amazing. Unfortunately, when they did, they
did NOT have enough intelligence to plug it
back into my puter. Hence, when I woke up,
I knocked it off the desk, and proceeded to
step on it when it landed on the floor. Sigh,
right now I am using the usb mouse I had purchased
for my laptop. Guess its time for another
trip to the used computer store for another
cheapie mouse. Instead of paying 30 bux and
higher at places like Best buy, I can pick up
a used mouse over at the used store for a couple
bux. Good thing I ain't payin new
prices for these things eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
proctology
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p011.html
the truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p012.html
babysitter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p013.html
wanna buy an ipad?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p014.html
eyes are open
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p015.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p016.html
an old married couple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p017.html
first trip to europe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p018.html
caution, quicksand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p019.html
children
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Amsdell light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1185.html
Judge Judy - Bleach Episode
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1186.html
the beauty parlour
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1187.html
beware of sun exsposure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1188.html
One morning a crippled man came into the church
on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water,
put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into
the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.
"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest
said. "Tell me where is this man now?"
"Flat on his ass over by the holy water,"
the boy informed him.
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A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked
at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks, "What does that mean"? He said, "Adordable,
Beautiful, Cute Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
Hot". She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what
about 'I, J, K' "? He said, "I'm Just Kidding' ".
His eye is still swollen, but it will get better...
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
•Only five days until the United States defaults. Or,
four days and 23 hours until Congress does anything.
•It may be time for a woman president. At least a
woman would stop and ask for directions.
•According to a poll, 77 percent of Americans blame
Republican leaders for the coming default and 58
percent blame President Obama. There's the problem:
That makes 135 percent. How can we solve the debt if
we can't add up the poll numbers?
•New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was rushed to the
hospital when he felt he couldn't breathe. Doctors
said the condition is called "living in New Jersey."
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BUFFALO BILL
cheating bitch
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jfkldl;sl.htm
cheerleader2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjfkljgg.htm
cheerleaders
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kbkcjvgklnhvg.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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