The Postman's Corner
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times
when the trees will be bare, and look
forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
Anton Chekhov
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GOOD MORNIG POSTMAN FANS!
The more time you spend feeling sorry for yourself,
The more things you'll have to be sorry about.
If you insist on seeing yourself as a victim, you'll
End up experiencing your life as a victim.
It doesn't have to be that way. Because you can
Choose right now, and every day, to see yourself
In a positive, empowering light.
The way you see yourself is up to you. It doesn't
Have anything to do with the circumstances you happen
To be facing. See yourself as the unique, beautiful,
Creative and effective person you know you are.
See yourself as a bundle of positive, inspiring and
Meaningful possibilities that are well on their way
To being fulfilled. See that you are able to
Successfully handle whatever life sends your way.
See that you are able to thrive and grow and make
Positive meaning out of the world in which you live.
See yourself as constantly moving forward through
It all, with love and joy and purpose.
And what you see, you will be.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
under the table
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mini mini
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I don't care
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footfettish john
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new birth control
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next time
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a bj
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corn stars
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a lucky man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p059.html
pin the tail
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I Hate my Job!!! Banned Commercial
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Foolproof Birth Control
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Saudi Arabia, the car, and women
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dating
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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You Know You ARE Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.
- You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
- Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
- You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
- Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
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Bob was talking to a girl in a pub the other
night, and said,
"You remind me of my little toe."
"Is that because I'm small and cute?" she asked.
"No," he replied. "It's because
I'll probably end up banging
you on my coffee table later tonight.
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A speeding motorist was caught after being observed
by an overhead police helicopter. An officer pulled him
over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated
driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "even He is against me?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Topper
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Trained Puppies
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Tread Mill
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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