Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It is obvious that spammers can't afford to hire good help
these days. I received the following message the other day
4 times in five minutes,
hi honey :)
I made some pictures for you, few of them are nude :)
I changed my email because my husband found last one.
don`t use my old email, email me at
Im online right now so I can send you my photos in 5 mins :)
kisses..
Now here is the strange part. These emails were sent from myself
to myself. Personally I can see where I might find myself attractive
but I really don't need any nude pictures of myself.
Another interesting one I have been receiving the past few days
is for the Microsoft Lottery. It was a scam but I thought it had
something
to do with this week's Windows Updates. For example if you are one of
the lucky winners of this month's lottery you won't get the black screen
of doom and destruction when you reboot.
Buffy saw me watching Ocean's Eleven on TCM last night and when
I told her what it was she wanted to know if it was a Prequel to Ocean's
12 and 13.
Anyhow I hope your days are as interesting as mine, it makes it easier
to get out of bed in the morning... buffalo
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Leaving Chips
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The Top 20 Other Ways to Leave Your Lover
20> Sell her for crack, Jack.
19> Leave up the lid, Sid.
18> Throw his clothes on the lawn, Dawn.
17> Keep wetting the bed, Fred.
16> Stab her and a waiter after nightfall, Orenthal.
15> Tell her you're gay, Ray.
14> Ask if she's gained weight, Nate.
13> Call her a ho, Moe.
12> Send her to Capitol Hill, Bill.
11> Gorge yourself on baked beans, Dean.
10> Make too many bad rhymes, Tom.
9> Catch and release, Denise.
8> Put on her teddy, Eddy.
7> Throw a toaster in the tub, Bub.
6> Find another Cruz, Cruise.
5> Tell her Ashcroft won't let you leave, Steve.
4> Bag 'em and tag 'em, Adam.
3> Stop taking your Paxil, Axl.
2> Shoot her in the head and hope you get an OJ Simpson-like
break, Mr. Blake.
1> Call her "Mom" during sex, Rex.
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Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
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Little Johnny Chips
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The new school year started and the grade school teacher wanted some
students to tell a brief story about summer vacation. Several
students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Alice to tell a story. "We took a trip to the
Grand Canyon during vacation" Alice said. "We rode donkeys down a
steep trail to the bottom of the canyon, it was fun."
The teacher asked for another volunteer and several students eagerly
raised their hands including Little Johnny. She was afraid to call
on Little Johnny because he swore a lot last year.
The teacher chose Fred to tell a story. "My Dad and I went on a
fishing trip way out in the country. We stopped at a small pond; I
cast my lure into the pond and caught the biggest trout we'd ever
seen! We started a campfire and cooked the trout, it was great!"
Fred reported.
"That nice Fred, now how about another volunteer". Several students
were waving their hands. The teacher felt sorry for Little Johnny
and decided to give him another chance.
"My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point
buck in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole"
Little Johnny said.
The teacher was angry, "Johnny you mean rectum." she said.
"Wrecked'im? You bet it wrecked'im, shot his balls clean off."
answered Little Johnny.
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Off Chips
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I took a drive to Walmart the other night to pick up some stuff for
our trip this weekend. Since I was already going my sister asked if
I could pick up a bottle of bug spray for her while I was there.
After going through and getting everything on my shopping list I was
walking around looking for the bug spray.
When an employee saw me wandering around aimlessly he came up to me
and asked if I needed any help.
"I'm looking to get OFF. I have money."
Needless to say I'm not allowed in that store anymore.
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Water Chips
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A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark
and quiet. The woman says to her husband, "Let's have sex right
here!"
"Are you crazy?" the husband replies, "People will hear and see
us!"
"Don't worry. Everyone is asleep," claims the wife, "I will
prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody
answers me or even hears me."
She then says in a low voice, "Can I have some water please?"
No one answers.
Satisfied his wife is right, the husband starts having sex with
her. A little while later, a man goes into the airplane bathroom
and fills up a glass of water.
As he is exiting, a lone flight attendant sees him. "You don't
have to get water from the bathroom," the attendant says. "I can
bring you a fresh glass."
"No thanks," the man says, "A woman two rows in front of me asked
for water and you won't believe what they did to her!"
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Poetry Chips
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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Short Chips
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Two guys were walking down the street one day when they
came across a small pair of gym shorts on the ground.
They decided to put a sign up on the church bulletin board so the
rightful owner could claim them.
The first one starts to write out the sign, "FOUND: one pair of
boys gym shorts..."
"Hold on," says the second, "Those are girls gym shorts."
"No they're not," says the first, "They're boys shorts!"
The second grabs them from him and takes a closer look, "No, no
... Definitely girls gym shorts!"
The two of them are inspecting the shorts in turns and arguing.
"Boys shorts!", "No, girls shorts!", "Definitely boys shorts!"
.... and so on.
The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't
help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first guy tells the priest, and asks him if he could
sort out the argument.
The priest takes the shorts, has a good long sniff, and after
pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says:
"Definitely boys shorts!......... but not from my parish!"
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Toon Chips
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Bobbitt
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body language
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Limerick Chips
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If you see four leaf clovers, don't pluck
The small plants, or your fate runs amuck.
If you iron a leaf,
Then for sure you'll find grief,
Because then you'll be pressing your luck.
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How bitter was Joseph's existence
When he found that his girl friend's insistence
Meant that he'd have to wed her
Before he could bed her.
She was simply a piece de resistance.
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Ginger was feeling quite gruff
'Til he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, "I just can't get enough!"
<Snagged by>
Ross
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Parting Chips
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In the good olden days, things were not so good. We had to walk to
school barefoot, ten miles each way, all up hill, in snow up to our
armpits. We had to get up before we went to bed, go to the barn and milk
three hundred head by hand before breakfast, which was a hand full of
beans. We were so poor, we had dry beans for breakfast, a glass of water
for lunch, and then wait for it to swell up for supper. We were so poor
that our christmas present was a new pair of overalls with the pockets
cut out so we would have something to play with.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2085
BJ's Dilemna
Diana: Did you let Katie talk you into letting
her go to Oklahoma with you?
BJ: Well, ah, I ah..
Diana: Who is wearing the pants, you or her?
BJ: Well, it is like this...
Diana: I see she has her bags pack and they are
in the car. I see who is running the show.
BJ: I ah, it is not..
Diana: Well, are you a man or a mouse?
BJ: Err I a have this one, err I
Diana: Well, I just hope you, Sandi and Kate have a
great time. Hrumpt!
BJ: I ah, err, it..
The Herd
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