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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

"I prefer dangerous
liberty to peaceful servitude."
~Thomas Jefferson~

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just a quick comment this morning. People
been asking me why I don''t do more power point
displays. Well, its kinda like this. I do stuff
I like, and I figger that if other people like em
they can come and laff at em too, if they want.
Now. cartoons, jokes and movies? I like those.
(as if you couldn't tell) and the power points? well
a couple are ok but I am not all that fond of em,
to tell you the truth. So, if I post one now and then, ok.
If I don't, well now you know the scoop:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

before and after marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p031.html

a patch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p032.html

XXX movie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p033.html

http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p034.html

whoa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p035.html

windows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p036.html

here is a good spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p037.html

going on
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p038.html

today's special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p039.html

acme psychic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p040.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

nico calm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1194.html

boom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1195.html

beautiful blond
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1196.html

play dead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1197.html
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A guy was playing golf at some fancy club, and just
as he was about to tee off , a cart drives up.
These two guys get out and hand him a note
saying, "We are deaf, may we play through?"
The guy says, "Hell no!" and tees off anyway.
Later on (after six shots), he is on the green about
to putt when a ball comes from out of nowhere and
misses his head by an inch. "What the @#$%^&*?" he yells.
The deaf guys drives up and hand him a note.
On the note is written, "FORE."
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment
of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a
friend of mine decided to have his next test
carried out while visiting Thailand where the
beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked
on his side on the bed and
the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to
get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
 "No, but I have" replied the nurse.
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I'm not saying she is easy, but...

She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
 
She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
 
She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.
 
She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
 
She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
 
She's been boarded more times than Amtrak.
 
She's been mounted more often than Trigger.
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BUFFALO BILL

To All Sports Loving Men This Guy Is a Genuis
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6255.htm

Toilet Seat Sign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6256.htm

Tom Mabe
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6257.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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