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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Last night after TOPS we were sitting around looking at pictures
of a local farmers team of horses thatwere being used to help out
with haying this summer. The four draft horses pulled a mower, a side
delivery rake, a ground driven conditioner, and even a bale pick-up
machine that stacks the bales into a large cube so that you don't have
to have someone to stack bales on a wagon. That left only pulling a
hay baler as a job for the tractor. Of course that wouldn't work on
a 1000 acre farm but for a small farm it is doable. This also makes
the teams of horses that many farmers have kept around for pulling
events earn their own keep and help keep the gas bill down. Over the
years the price of a bale of hay has went from a dollar to 3 dollars
last year and who knows what they will be asking this year as the
price of gas and twine has went up since last year. Something else
new that I saw in my travels is on the big round bales instead of
using twine to tie the bales together they are now using sheet plastic
to
cover the circumference of the bale which means that you don't
have to come back later and put the white plastic covers on that
people refer to as bale condoms to protect the outside layer of hay
from the weather.
I am including a haying story from BJ Cassady today while I am
on the subject.
To Be in Farming Condition
I had just been discharged from the Air Force and was in top physical
condition at 145 pounds when I decided to visit my favorite aunt and
uncle
on their farm. While there, my uncle asked a favor of me.. could I help
my cousin load a pickup load of hay from the field?
So off to the fields I went with my cousin who worked in a foundry,
and
boxed part-time. He was a physical specimen who also was very quiet by
nature. My first mistake was I forgot to bring gloves. If the bales
were
wrapped in wire, I was done for, but fortune smiled upon me, they were
wrapped in twine. Next problem, I could barely lift the bales. I was
perplexed. I hauled hay a lot of my life, usually the weight varied
between
60-80 pounds per bale, but I struggled with these bales and could only
toss them three high on the pickup. To make matters worse after we got
the pickup loaded and headed for the hay barn, we lost the load on the
road and had to re-stack it. It was hot, hard work. Finally we were at
the barn. I had to get into the hottest place around, the hay loft.
My cousin would toss the hay bales to me and I would grab them with
a hay hook and pull them across the floor and stack them three high.
Finally after many hours we made to my uncle's house. My cousin none
the worse for wear, me exhausted, dirty and ready for a bath and bed.
Moving ahead to the winter and when I visited my uncle during that time.
"You remember those hay bales I had you get for me last summer?" He
asked.
I thought, "How could I forget that day in hell." But I responded "Yes
what
about it."
My uncle continued, "I tried to lift one of those bales and could not do
it.
I weighed one of the bales and they weigh 120 pounds. The baler must
have
been set way off. Instead of 60-70 pounds, the baler made them at 120
pounds."
I thought to myself. No wonder I could barely lift those things at 120
pounds when I only weighed 145 and I was throwing them about six feet in
the air. Damn, my cousin is in fantastic shape! He is bigger than I
but still.
Have you ever tackled a job that was beyond you?
BJ Cassady
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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