THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When the judgement's weak,
The prejudice is strong.
Kane O'Hara
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I called the cable company and finally asked
them to upgrade our cable boxes. The old ones did not
have the capability to put the caller id on your
tv set as the call came in. It seemed like it would
be nice if I did not have to get up and go over to
look at the phone on my desk when a call came in. And
yes it is nice, call comes in while I am taking a nap,
look up, and decide if I wanna answer it. (amazing, how
many times the answer is "no") What I did not know was
that the new ones do not readily display the "time" like
the old ones did. Now you have to press a button to bring
the time up. Sigh. I guess it does not matter that the
outside world wants to talk to me. And does it really
matter if I know what time it is? Maybe I'll just go
back to sleep and not worry about it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
mounties
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q041.html
objections
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q042.html
nothing wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q043.html
in the old days
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q044.html
bad girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q045.html
very tidy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q046.html
good art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q047.html
going fishing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q048.html
union men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q049.html
self serve
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dog smoking a cigarette
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1242.html
a real eye opener
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1243.html
the beagle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1244.html
Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1245.html
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet
her parents. They're
appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem
to be a very nice boy.""Oh, please, Mom!" says the
daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be
doing 500 hours of community service?"
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Creeping around to the bedroom window, the private detectives saw
their client's wife in bed with another man. "Just as I suspected,"
said the first. "Let's go in after him." "Great idea," the other
replied. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?"
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The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was
masturbating several times a day out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta
quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife." So the boy went out and
found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week
or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken
again. "You crazy boy!!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae's a fine young
gal!!" "I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired
sometimes!"
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Q. How do you know your mechanic has just had sex?
A. One finger is clean.
Q. What do menstrual periods and spaghetti sauce have in common?
A. If you miss your Ragu, you could be Prego.
Q. What's the favorite TV show in Arkansas?
A. Touched By An Uncle.
Woman #1: "His pee pee is really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful."
Woman #2: "You mean he's rich?"
Woman #1: "Yeah. Exactly."
That's all folks
have a nice day
from
Martin aka the postman
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