Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Just a little clarification about one of the things I mentioned in the
haying article last night. The conditioning device I mentioned was
called a tedder and was invented just after the civil war to help
cure the hay by turning it over with out raking it into windrows. It
uses an arrangement of tines shaped like pitchforks on a roller
driven by the ground and the person who saw it said that it made a
chirping sound similar to crickets. Modern conditioners actually
remove the moisture from the hay by running it through rollers
that crimp it. Although it seriously reduces the drying time it also
damages the hay and causes loss of some of the leaves and
food value and naturally dried hay is preferred by the animals.
Wet hay can cause several problems in itself. One as the hay
dries in a bale, if the moisture is too high it generates heat and
can actually cause a fire. Also with some types of feed like sweet
clover heat will create dicumerol which is the chemical anti-coagulant
Coumadin or the rat poison Warfarin comes from.
A comment on the ships that were deployed from Norfolk in advance
of the approach of Hurricane Irene. Although the bumpers that are
used on the piers will prevent the hull from being damaged, the major
damage is done to the pier itself and items like radar masts on the
ship.
The USS Ranger CV-61 was moored to the carrier piers at NAS
Cubi Point one time and unable to get underway when the rest of the
ships were ordered out to sea for typhoon evasion. The effects of
the tidal surge against the mooring lines caused over 3 million dollars
worth of damage to the pier and actually ripped the large steel buttons
that the ships are tied to out of the pier. After that incident the Navy
was
careful to make sure that there was enough propulsion machinery
available
to get the ships underway when they were being repaired during typhoon
season.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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The manager of ladies' dress shop realized it was time to give one
her sale clerks a ' pep talk '. "Jane, your figures are well below
any of our other salespeople's. In fact, unless you can improve your
sales record soon, I'm afraid you'll have to let you go."
"I'm sorry, Ma'am," said a humbled Jane. "Can you give me any
"Well, there is an old trick I can tell you about. It sounds silly,
but it's worked for me in the past. Get hold of a dictionary and go
through it until you come to a word that had particular power for
you. Memorize it, work it into your sales pitch whenever it seems
appropriate, and you'll be amazed at the results."
Sure enough, Jane's sales figures went way up, and at the end of the
month, the manager called her in again and congratulated her. "Did
you try my little trick?" she asked.
Jane nodded. "It took me a whole weekend to find the right word, but
I did:.... ' Fantastic.' "
"'Fantastic.' What a good word," said the manager encouragingly. "How
have you been using it?"
"Well, my first customer on Monday was a woman who told me her little
girl had just been accepted at the most exclusive prep school in the
city. I said, 'Fantastic.' She went on to tell me how her daughter
always got straight A's and was the most popular girl in her class, I
said 'Fantastic' and she bought $300 worth of clothing. My next
customer said she needed a formal dress for the spring ball at the
country club, which she was in charge of. I said 'Fantastic.' She
went on to tell she had the best figure of anyone on the committee
and her husband makes the most money. I said 'Fantastic' and she not
only bought the designer gown, but hundreds of dollars of other
merchandise. It's been like that all week: the customers keep
boasting, I keep saying 'Fantastic', and they keep buying."
"Excellent work, Jane," complimented her boss. "Just as a point of
interest, what did you used to say to customers before you discovered
your power word?"
Jane shrugged. "I used to say, 'Who gives a shit?'"
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Three golfers had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were
running late and as luck would have it their car broke down. They
found a repair garage nearby. The mechanic told them it would take
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and all and took off.
An hour later the mechanic saw the three of them standing a couple of
miles down the road and the camel was not in sight.
"What in the world happened and where's my camel?"
"Well, we had stopped at that light and a car pulled up along side of
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A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to
cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive
patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of
aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and
stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and
place it back with all the others in such a fasion as you can't tell
which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any
of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll
try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the
doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was
supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such
as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my
addiction,"
said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at
night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."
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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon
when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight
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his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to
speak to the woman after everyone else left the church. When they
were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.
"Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
"Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends tell
me that
they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my
breasts."
"Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his
head between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head
and said. "I don't hear any angels singing!" "Of course not
reverend." she said. "You're not plugged in yet."
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Pick-up Lines
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No???
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
Fancy a fuck?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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When the shrew learned her husband had taken a mistress, she
demanded, "Does this mean that you've had enough of me?"
"No, my dear," he coolly replied. "It means that I haven't had
enough of you."
Martin was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he
sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason
for his haste, he shivered and explained: "I'm afraid that if I
should ever fall behind in my payments she might decide to repossess
me."
Thomas Gladstone, a stockbroker, received an urgent phone call one
afternoon. "My name is Walters," the caller announced. "About two
weeks ago, my wife got a crazy idea and started walking the street,
asking me to procure customers for her."
"Just a minute," Gladstone protested. "You want Dr. Gladstone the
psychiatrist. His name is right below mine in the phone book. Many
people dial me by mistake."
"No mistake," came the reply. "I want you to invest all the money
we're making."
" My wife is the most suspicious person in the world," complained
the harried husband to a sympathetic friend. "If I come home early,
she thinks I'm after something. And if I come home late, she thinks
I've already had it."
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The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enough
of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was
looking to get married.
As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug
store, a co-worker said, "In the past 3 weeks you've bought enough
birth control pills to last a year, lots of vaginal foam, flavored
douches, several diaphragms and Lord knows how many condoms.
And you don't even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to
seduce?"
She smiled slyly and replied, "The Druggist, silly."
Fair Jennifer's hair is beyond compare.
Her eyes are bright, brown, and shiny.
Her lips are divine,
In fact, she'd be fine...
If only her tits weren't so tiny!
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There once was a whore named Nellie,
who's clients complained she was smelly.
She was given some soap,
the kind dangling on rope,
but never made it past her belly.
Nellie's next was a tender young buck,
come to call for his very first fuck.
He went down for a nibble,
alas, there was dribble.
She was already full of cum, darn his luck!
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Hickory Dickory dock
Some slut was suckin my cock
Her hair got tangled
The bitch was strangled
But at least she swallowed the lot!!!!
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Parting Chips
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Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She
tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks
and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally. Her
personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new
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your overall health is good, but I want to discuss a problem that
often affects women your age, osteoporosis." Bambi looked puzzled.
"Osteo--what?" "Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their
40s." Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc. You've seen
me naked. Trust me, with this body and this face, I get new bones
quite often!"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2097
Guthrie and Katie and the Long Goodbye
Katie was running through the woods behind her
home in Guthrie when she unexpectedly got short
of breath.
Sandi: What is the matter Katie?
Katie: I do not know Sandi... It has been happening
of late. I used to be able to run and run but I have not
been able to run as far as I used to.
Sandi lays down in the grass as does Katie.
Sandi: How old are you Katie?
Katie: Let's see... Wow I am ten and half human years old,
that is 73 dog years old.
Sandi: Maybe it is time to start slowing down a bit. You
still are the fastest of the four of us.
Katie: Yeah, but I can't run like I could, can't jump like I could.
Soon Val will run faster than I can.
Sandi: Rudy was faster than me a while back, but he is very slow
now. It is part of life Kate.
Katie: I don't like it.
Sandi: I bet if we asked Dad, he would say he doesn't like getting
older either.
Katie perks up: Really! Then it is okay if we all get older together!
We could have fun.
Sandi: It is not about getting old, it is about living!
The herd
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