Heard on the news that 1.2 million jobs were created this week.
Did you get one?
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A member wants to know if you ever found your true love where
you work(ed). How did that work out for you?
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D relies:
Met my true love at work and we were married 26 years and he died.
R replies:
I met my hubs (32 years now) sort of at work. I was taking my physical for the National Guard when I got to the blood drawing part. This big red guy in a white suit was doing them. He read my papers and asked if I was related to so an so, and I said yes that was my brother. (We have a very distinctive family name, needless to say!) He said "I know him because I work with him." We talked for awhile but I was nervous about all the tests so I wasn't paying a lot of attention. Two weeks later he got up the nerve to ask me out on a date and five months later we got married.
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B replies:
I did find my true love in a 5 and 10 cent store when I was just 17, we were married for 53 years. I just lost him in November but he will always be my one true love
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J replies:
Met my wife at work and still work together. Have lived together since 1999 and been married since 2004.
John
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John
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What do you buy
a 85yo man who seems to have everything?
Suggestions? (sorry, Dad, for some of these answers.,.,LOL)
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P says:
Eh...take him to Hooters ??
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D says:
Buy him an adventure, not yet experienced, like
a heliocopter ride, a hot air balloon ride, a short
trip to a very desirable bed and breakfast for a
weekend, a picnic at the beach, with a pair of
binoculars to oggle at the sweet young things in
bikinis, a lovely dinner in a superior restaurant
and a concert, or play afterwards, a train ride
to somewhere fun with you, a gondola ride up
the mountain in Palm Springs and a lovely hike
with a spectacular view followed by lunch in
the restaurant there. Oh yea, I forgot, you are
not in CA. How about a nice game of miniature
golf and lunch. Dinner and a visit to a strip club.
A day at a spa, or a visit to a hot tub, followed
by a one hour massage, given by a hot chick.
An escorted visit to the place he was born and
raised, checking out all of his old haunts and
houses, maybe a visit to his high school sweetheart
and a lovely lunch and or dinner. A trip to a local
Indian Casino and play games with him. Another
option is to hire one of those companies, like
Casino Knights, who come to your home (his)
and set up a casino. You invite all your friends (his)
and they all gamble with funny money. The one
who wins the most funny money by the end of
the night gets a coupon for a weekend in Vegas
that the company provides. Lots of fun.
Food for thought.
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a heliocopter ride, a hot air balloon ride, a short
trip to a very desirable bed and breakfast for a
weekend, a picnic at the beach, with a pair of
binoculars to oggle at the sweet young things in
bikinis, a lovely dinner in a superior restaurant
and a concert, or play afterwards, a train ride
to somewhere fun with you, a gondola ride up
the mountain in Palm Springs and a lovely hike
with a spectacular view followed by lunch in
the restaurant there. Oh yea, I forgot, you are
not in CA. How about a nice game of miniature
golf and lunch. Dinner and a visit to a strip club.
A day at a spa, or a visit to a hot tub, followed
by a one hour massage, given by a hot chick.
An escorted visit to the place he was born and
raised, checking out all of his old haunts and
houses, maybe a visit to his high school sweetheart
and a lovely lunch and or dinner. A trip to a local
Indian Casino and play games with him. Another
option is to hire one of those companies, like
Casino Knights, who come to your home (his)
and set up a casino. You invite all your friends (his)
and they all gamble with funny money. The one
who wins the most funny money by the end of
the night gets a coupon for a weekend in Vegas
that the company provides. Lots of fun.
Food for thought.
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S says:
Happy Birthday to your Dad …. Buy him some time alone with you ….
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R says:
I'll bet he doesn't have a 20 year old hooker!!!!!
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R says:
what do you buy a 85yo man who seems to have everything?
You don't buy him anything. Just give him more love.
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You don't buy him anything. Just give him more love.
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M says:
thats easy, get him a 25 year old woman
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C says:
I'd buy my dad some marbles and tell him to put them in a safe place so he will never lose them. It's always great to know that as we get older we won't always lose our marbles. :-)
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D says:
No matter how old a man is they still love to see naked women, so get him a couple girlie mags.
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