Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva got up this morning around 0800 and I was already sitting
at the computer so Eva went out to the kitchen and got a couple
of packages of Pop-Tarts and asked if she could use the other
computer I told her she could so she went to grab one of several
chairs that were stacked in the corner. It was pretty funny because
the leg of one was caught on the other and she dragged them
across the room trying to get them apart before asking for help.
I told her to just lift the top one a little higher and pull and the top
one came loose and hit her in the head at which point she dropped
the chair and the leg went through the bottom chair. I stopped
laughing and went over and pried the two chairs and Eva apart
before they damaged anything and Eva dragged her chair over
next to ma and started surfing. A few minutes later she looked
over at what I was typing and saw her name in it so she yelled at
Buffy, " Mom, Grandpa is writing a story about me in his email again."
It's getting so a buffalo can't get away with nothing anymore.
Enjoy the chips and have a great weekend .... buffalo
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Bob was such a womanizer. Everywhere he went, he
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Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why
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NAKED ANGER
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Little Bobby comes running into the house from playing outside yelling,
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2089
Kounting Your Blessings
BJ: What are you doing Katie?
Katie: I am writing down all the things I have
to be thankful for, instead of what I do not have.
BJ: Read me your list.
Katie: I am grateful for a wonderful father who
loves me very much. Not only does he loves me
plays with me and makes certain I get 'my time.'
I am grateful for mommy for the same reasons.
She is tough on me but for my safety and for my
health. I am grateful for my sisters and brother
they are fun to play with and just to hang around.
I am grateful for our home and that we have plenty
of food and plenty to drink. I am grateful for medical
care when I have desperately needed it in the past.
I am grateful for when Sandi protected me from the
mean doggies in Guthrie.
Sandi: Thanks Katie.
Katie: I am thankful for learning to play the banjo.
The herd
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