THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When walking through the "valley of shadows,"
remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.
Austin O'Malley
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Hello once again. A hectic and busy weekend kept me
away from the computer. But if you will recall, last
Friday issue, we asked a quetion,,,
Should the cost of emergency services like this
be passed on to the person who needs them? we are
referring to those who put themselves at risk in
extreme activities, like skiing, mountain climbing
or etc. or should the costs of rescue for a crash caused by
a drunk driver be passed on to the one who caused
it? There is one community around here, if you
need fire rescue, and you do not live in their community,
they bill you. regardless of fault.
Or how bout the back packer or skier who gets way
out in the middle of no where and thousands of bux
are spent for massive search and rescue. Should they
pay for it? what do you think?
if you caused it you pay
for it.
Vic
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I think now with the new Concervative Republican
control of the Congress,it would be far better to
just let these people die,
Bob
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The people most likely to need rescuing are the
ones paying for it and not everyone.
Jerry
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here in az. most of our river beds and washes
are usually dry, during the monsoon season they
can become flooded real fast, police put up do not
cross barriers on roads leading to the flooded washes
with signs do not cross, well when they do and get
stranded and require rescuing they are billed for the
cost, this is referred to as the stupid motorist law,
the thing most do not understand is that 2 feet of
running water can wash a car away, a thunder storm 10
miles can fill a wash with raging water in a matter of
a few minutes, pass a similar law who would oppose it.
Joe
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We seem to be putting a price tag on everything.
Sure it costs money to rescue someone in difficulty
but how can we put a price tag on a person's life.
Brian
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
waiter
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where am I
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five minutes
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Fred forgot
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I'm done
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too fancy
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shoes
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contemporary
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off
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imaginary
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
At the gas pump
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our answer
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quiet
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a hot summer day
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fantasy
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Paradox of our times
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It's so dry in Michigan that
A friend up in Baldwin said he'd killed a
mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Muskegon said the chicken farmers
were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep
them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Michigan, they caught a 20 lb
catfish that had ticks on it!
Just this week, here in Lansin,
a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Michigan, that the Baptists are
starting to baptize by sprinkling,the Methodists
are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving
out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying
for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
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I came home from work last night exhausted.
I said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked.
I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death."
Perplexed, the wife asked, "What's being near
sighted got to do with working yourself to death?"
"I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching
me or not, so I had to work the whole time!"
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man wakes up in hospital after a harrowing operation.
The surgeon is standing beside him in the bed. He
looks up at the surgeon - full of dread. Our man says
timidly "Well, how did the operation go?". To which
the surgeon replies "Well, I've got some good news and
some bad news".
"What's the good news?"
"We managed to save your testicles"
Our man breathes a big sigh of relief.
"What's the bad news?"
"They're under your pillow".
BUFFALO BILL
Speed Bump
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Terrorist Attack
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That Look
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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