THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Getting old is easy ,
having fun at it is the trick
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GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
Once again, Monday sneaks up on us?
Wow!! makes you wonder if this old
tread mill is ever gonna quit, eh?
That old 'nine to five' thing CAN get
a little tiresome, yes indeed.
Just when you think that the postman
has "disappeared" again, here he comes
up the electronic hiway with his digital
load of laffs. Kind of a struggle to
keep it together today. Hope this
page brightens your day!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a poll
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don't choke
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2 a.m.
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Mr. Griffin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p004.html
gotta run
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icebox
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a little closer
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how come
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how did you know
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great news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
trick
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a dog
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he loves me
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I don't look good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1184.html
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John is down at the local pub." Sam went to
the pub and saw John throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again,
and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a
plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher -
come back in six hours." Sam returned in
six hours and the surgeon said,
"I finished early - John's down at the soccer field."
Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident
and cut his head off. Sam put the head in a
plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to
the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are
really tough. Come back in twelve hours."
So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said,
"I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand -
heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no!
The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!"
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.
He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf .
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He
got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to
jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and
saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any
arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here
feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do
things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping
down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost
one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to
kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life
and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy
could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began
dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My balls itch.
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A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was
lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasped.
Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd.
A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, "A PRIEST,
PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this
man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd stepped a little old Jewish man
in his 80s. "Mr. Policeman," said the man, "I'm not a priest.
I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now, I'm living
behind the Catholic Church on Second Avenue , and every night
I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and
maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man." The
policeman agreed, and cleared the crowd so the man could
get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man knelt down, leaned over the man and said
in a solemn voice: B-5 .... I-19 ... N-38 ... G-54 .... O-72
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BUFFALO BILL
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ICTV
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Leno Photo Booth
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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