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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

Be a good listener. Your ears will
never get you in trouble.
Frank Tyger

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It's a comfortable 73 degrees here in
beautiful West Michigan. A nice long shower,
and I scrubbed myself clean. Sitting here
with a fan, blowing a gentle breeze on my
clean, sexy body. Well, anyways, it is clean.
Best part of a shower in the summer? Drip
dry in front of a fan. One of life's simple
pleasures. When we were kids we could partake
in a more aggresive fashion. Simply put on the
swim trunks and you run into the sprinkler. Pappy,
a farmer all his life, was not a man who
wasted water on lawns. So we typically used the
horse trough spicket for such activity. It was
ok tho, just had to watch your step. So, what
is your best way to cool off for the summer,
besides the air conditioning.?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

in the bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p061.html

stop pouting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p062.html

Jack and Jill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p063.html

when I was 16
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p064.html

cheaper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p065.html

save your breath
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p066.html

forget my husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p067.html

Sex with the cable guy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p068.html

the proctologist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p069.html

real
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p070.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Red Green show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1206.html

grab it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1207.html

nice game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1208.html
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Forty-four years ago, I would've been
adjusting to civilian life after
being discharged from the army. 
That -- and trying to find a job where
I could apply skills learned in the military!
As to your advice from parents, this
comes from my Dad. "NEVER ask
a woman how old she is."  (He gave that
a few minutes to sink in and then added,)
"Ask what year she was born.  Your math
skill is probably better'n hers."
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A woman went into hospital to have her
wrinkles removed, but she woke up to find
that the surgeon had given her breast implants.
"What have you done?" she demanded. "I
came here to have the wrinkles on my face
removed, but instead you've given me these huge breasts."
"Yes," said the surgeon, "but at least nobody's
looking at your wrinkles any more."
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When I asked her to the prom...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to dance...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to move in with me...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to kiss me...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to make love to me...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked for her hand in marriage...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to bear my children...
She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.

That's when I realized she was a Retard.

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Buffalo Bill

choke
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghjfdkgf.htm

choke the chicken
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghnkfgjdf.htm

choking
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfhsjdkfhds.htm


THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 


 



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