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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Milwaukee Tool, which if you use power tools, you know makes some
of the finest tools on the market has a property tax problem. Seems that
due to a clerical error on their 2010 taxes, they overpaid the taxes on
their
Jackson Miss. plant by 1.4 million dollars. They brought the problem up
to the board of supervisors and asked that the money be returned. They
were told no because the money had already been marked for the budget
and that if they were given the money back it would cause a shortfall
and a hardship for the county. So far one supervisor has suggested
the possibility of a 1.4 million tax reduction on their 2011 taxes but
not
all of the board is in agreement on that. If Milwaukee Tool had made
a mistake in their favor for 1.4 million dollars, how long do you think
it
would take Jackson to send them a bill including penalties and interest
and if it wasn't returned in a set period of time they would find their
property up for tax lien sale. With jobs as hard to come by as they are
right now and states offering 5 to 10 years tax abatements to move
a factory to their area, I would tread lightly and try to negotiate it
out
so that Milwaukee Tool remains happy. Remember these people have
18 volt drills and Sawzalls so they can get you anywhere heh heh.
I also notice that even though gas prices had slowly dropped about
six cents a gallon over the past month, it took zero time for them to
go back up 12 cents a gallon up here with the threat of Hurricane Irene.
That is kind of strange as the normal supply route for our area is
from refineries in Indiana with the original crude from La. neither of
which
were affected by the hurricane, I am not surprised though because
Congress,even with threats of tracking down gougers has done absolutely
nothing to enforce it. I saw one reporter complaining that the price of
a cheap plastic flashlight during the storm was 36.00 in NYC. I have had
a
lot of flashlights in my life and never paid that much for a Mag-lite or
a
Coleman rechargeable. Shame on all of you people.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: An expensive way to get their laundry done for free.
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Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding down a
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A: Spike.
Q: What do you call a cat with no arms and no legs?
A: Dog food.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a forest fire?
A: Bernie.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck in a quarry?
A: Rocky.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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The abbot of a nearby abbey was out in the city running errands
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passerby,
"Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the passerby and the
woman promptly went down the next alley, where they went out of
view.
The abbot was perplexed, for the very same thing occurred at
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to another passerby, "Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point
the two rapidly went into a nearby alley, where the abbot
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Still not knowing what a "blowjob" was, the abbot left the city
as naive as he was upon entering it. Back up the hill, the abbot
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"Mother superior," he asked, "what's a blowjob?"
"Twenty bucks, same as downtown!"
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After the birth of my son, a woman from the
records department stopped by my hospital
room to get information for his birth certificate.
"Father's date of birth?" she asked.
When I told her, she said, "Do you realize that
his birthday is exactly nine months before your
son's birth?"
"No, I hadn't thought about it," I responded, "but
now that you mention it, I realize that I have a
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After she finished taking down all the data, she
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Swedish Chips
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A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they
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She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In
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She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes
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"Right lad," said the sergeant in the recruiting office, "what's
your name?"
"McCoy, sergeant."
"And what was your civvy job?"
"I was a cork socker, sergeant."
"A cork socker? What's that?"
"Well, I worked in a winery, see, and my job was to put the pretty
paper over the corks in the wine bottles. A cork socker, they
called me."
"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant." "Another McCoy! And
what was your civvy job?"
"I was a coke soaker, sergeant."
"A coke soaker? What's that?"
"Well I worked in the foundry, see, and it was my job to keep the
coke damp so it burned hotter. A coke soaker they called me."
"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant." "Not another McCoy!
And what was your civvy job?"
"I was a sock tucker, sergeant."
"A sock tucker? What's that?"
"Well, I worked in a sock factory, and when the socks came off the
production line I had to fold them neatly and tuck them together. A
sock tucker, they called me."
"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant."
"Not another one!" the sergeant groaned. "And what the hell are you
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A coke soaker, a cork socker or a sock tucker?"
"None of those sweetie," lisped the bloke. "I'm the real McCoy!"
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The inexperienced young Bob was smitten with Sue who was sitting
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full moon, he gently placed his hand on her knee and said, "Sue....
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With a knowing smile, she put her hand on his and said, "Higher
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Clearing his throat, Bob said, "Sue.... I think I love you!" in a
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Paula & Steve got married. They went to a Hotel for the wedding
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The following morning, Paula's closest friend came over and asked me
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it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out."
Her friend, misunderstanding her, was a bit shocked, that she spoke
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There was a young harlot of Crete
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a long ton of brass
To give them a much longer treat.
When the Nazis landed in Crete
The young harlot had to compete
With the many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For other things than to excrete.
Our subversive young harlot of Crete
Was led to fifth-column deceit.
When the paratroops landed
Her trade she expanded
By at once going down on their meat.
Then here was this harlot of Crete
She decided to be very neat.
She said, "I'm too high class
To ream common ass,
And I'll wash every prick that I eat."
And at last this young harlot of Crete
Was hawking her meat in the street.
Ambling out one fine day
In a casual way
She clapped up the whole British fleet.
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The young lady at the confessional said, "Father, put it in my
pussy!"
"No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver
another child of God," replied the Priest.
"Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" begged the young woman.
"No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred
Host," said the Priest "So put it under my armpit!" asked the young
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"No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy
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"OK, Father, then just take it out of my ass cause it hurts!"
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Vol 2099
Tami's Annual Marathon
This year instead of running in a marathon, Tami has
decided to, for the first time, use her new expensive
bike in a race a la Lance Armstrong. She has been in
training for some time so why not. The dogs have
been pestering her every year so what can go wrong
this year with a bike?
Ding dong!
Tami opens her door to find four dogs with racing
gear on, bike helmets and all.
Tami: You guys can't ride bikes. Your anatomy will
not allow it.
Sandi: We have made allowances for that.
Katie: Come outside and see our equipment.
Tami goes outside and sees their rides. They are the kind
of bikes you lay down upon and pedal with your feet.
Rudy: We will have to lay down on our tummies to get
these to work, and use dad's robot gloves so we can use
paws to fingers, but it should work. We have been training
and are doing quite well.
Val: Yeah, we have been following you on your exercise
path for some time. So we are ready.
Tami leans against her house: Why me oh why me.
The herd
To be continued
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