Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

My broker called me this morning and said, "Remember
that stock we bought and I said you'd be able to
retire at age 65?"
"Yes, I remember," I said.
"Well," my broker continued, "your retirement age is
now 108."
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The bar room was crowded. All of a sudden, the cute
little thing on the stool began to cry.
The barkeep asked, "What's the trouble, Sweetie?"
She sobbed, "I'm a virgin, and my boyfriend won't have
anything to do with me because I'm inexperienced.
What should I do?"
Three men and a lesbian were killed in the rush.
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Jack and Jill were parked one dark summer night in
Lovers Lane, when all of a sudden Jill said, "Oh,
don't do that, or I'll go all to pieces!"
Jack replied, "Go right ahead...I've got my hand on
the piece I want!"
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Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was
beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Er,
Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?"
said Bert. Mabel's answer as expected was, "No Bert, it's only 6 days to
go, however you can have a look at your prize." The next night Bert
again pesters Mabel. Being an understanding sort, Mabel gives in and
says, "It is still 5 days to go and as you've been a good fellow, I'll
let you have a little feel of your prize." It only makes matters worse
for Bert and by the next night he can hardly contain himself. Seeing his
obvious predicament Mabel greets Bert and whispers in his ear, "I can
see what your problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will
however let you have a good sniff of your prize." Not being bashful,
Bert lifts Mabel's skirts and sniffs. After a minute he comes up for
air, "Mabel, do you think it will keep 'til Saturday?!?"

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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