THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
12 hrs
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new sign
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the moon
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xmas cards
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masturbating
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borrow his wife
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digging up
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what you should be doing
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censored
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films
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
drugs
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beer tree
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K mart xmas
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tits for tots
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Great Britain's Princess Kate and Prince William are
expecting a baby. The bad news: Prince Harry is already
planning a huge baby shower in Vegas. One day that child could
grow up to be one of the most powerful unemployed people in the world.
Happy birthday to Britney Spears, who is now 31 years old.
At her birthday party, all her family and friends got together and
lip-synched "Happy Birthday."
President Clinton and President Obama played a round of
golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his
handicap was, and Obama said, "Joe Biden."
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A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a
fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a
dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a long time since I've been
to confession, but I must first say that the confessional box
is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side!!!"
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate
their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says
softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It
has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the
rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have
been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and
your answer can not take that all that away. But... I must know,
did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye,
she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting
hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks,
"Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she
tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then,finally, she says, "You."
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Q: Why do men do odd jobs around the house?
A: If they do it, it's odd!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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