THE POSTMAN's Corner
What we anticipate seldom occurs;
what we least expected generally happens.
Benjamin Disraeli
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a cell phone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z371.html
don't bother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z372.html
cuco cuco
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z373.html
the rubber
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z374.html
2 am
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z375.html
the doors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z376.html
little dutch boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z377.html
evil
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z378.html
beauty contest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z379.html
racist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z380.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
granny stripper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2671.html
housekeeping
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2672.html
aussie swimming lessons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2673.html
happiness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2674.html
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . .
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman
its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty
to a man its $8.50/min (charges may vary).
I've just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and
the wife. It's bound to end in tears though, she's crap at snooker.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine
flu from tins of ham then delete it, it's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me
if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every
3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
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A man was riding a bus, minding his own business,
when the gorgeous woman next to him started
to breast feed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
"Come on,
eat it all up or ... I'll have
to give it to this nice man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said,
"Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it to this nice
man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man
blurted out,
"Come on, kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
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A man checks into a hotel and the desk clerk asks, very
quietly, if he would like a woman sent to his room. The man says yes.
The desk clerk says, "I have a stenographer, a switchboard
operator or a teacher. Which one should I send up?"
With this the man replies, "I'll take the teacher."
When the man checks out the next morning, the desk clerk says,
"I'm curious, why did you pick the teacher instead of the
stenographer or the switchboard operator?"
The man replies, "The stenographer would say that she can't take it
as fast as I give it. The switchboard operator would cut me off before
I'm finished, but the teacher would tell me to do it over
and over again until I get it right."
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FUN PAGES
Parallel Underworld
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44141&s=n
Snowboarder Gets Knocked Out
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44270&s=n
Monster Truck Demolisher Hacked
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42958&s=n
Every Day I'm Shuffling
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44382&s=n
Super Puppy Is Here
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44164&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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