Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Did you hear about the blonde that...
....Lost her boyfriend because she forgot where she laid him.
....Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.
....Was called tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
....Thought her typewriter was pregnant because it missed a period.
....Thought that "no kidding" meant some form of birth control.
....Thought that peter pan was something for under the bed.
....Thought that "Moby Dick" was a venereal disease.
....Thought that a sanitary belt was a drink from clean shot glass.
....Smelled good only on the right side because she couldn't find the left guard.
....Wore union pants because her best friend was having labor pains.
....Studied 5 days for a urine test.
....Thought KOTEX was a radio station in Texas.
....Thought fetus was a character from "Gunsmoke
....Thought a mushroom was a place to kiss.
....Was in the Indy 500 and had 7 pit stops, 1 for gas and 6 for directions.
....Put 75 holes in her face?...she was learning to eat with a fork.
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One day a group of daughters-in-law all got together and
decided to apologize to their mothers-in-law for everything
they had supposedly done wrong. A week later the daughters-in-law
decided to take their families (including their mothers-in-law) on a picnic.
The mothers-in-law were all in one bus, which was the first to leave.
On the way their bus had an accident and all the mothers-in-law died.
The daughters-in-law were devastated but one in particular was more
heart broken than the rest. Everyone tried to console her by telling
her that at least her mother-in-law had died without any tension between them.
But still she cried. Eventually when she was calm enough to speak
the other women asked her: "Why are you crying so much?
Was your mother-in-law that special?"
The woman no sobbing uncontrollably replied... "No, she missed the bus!"
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Q. How did the GYN know his patient was horny ?
A. He read her lips.

Q. Have you heard about the new extra-large tampon ?
A. It's called a "Tightwad."

Q. What is worse than a dead dog on your piano ?
A. An infected pussy on your organ!

Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles ?
A. Sparky.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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